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BlackFlagg
PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:29 am  Reply with quote



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Lunablix wrote:
3) When arms, legs, and bodies are extremely hairy. Especially the backs of their hands and tops of their feet.


Ewwwwww feet. Stand By Me

feet, check...hands, nope...but I'm not a werewolf, just half French Very Happy
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LivingDeadPunk
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Lunablix wrote:
2) According to doctors in Denmark a certain mark of a werewolf is when he or she has eyebrows that meet in the middle of the forehead.

I should have given that info to my friend in high school. Laughing


You know, it's sparse in the middle and it's blonde in color, making it hard to see, but my brows do meet.

Now can you leave me alone for liking girls with tails? It makes perfect sense for me.
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Gory
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Lunablix wrote:
3) When arms, legs, and bodies are extremely hairy. Especially the backs of their hands and tops of their feet.


Ewwwwww feet. Stand By Me
I shave. I dunno
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Lunablix
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4) Experts have determined that a long ring finger is a sure sign of a werewolf. So better check the hands of your dates before you venture on. Laughing
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Gory
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Lunablix wrote:
Gory wrote:
Lunablix wrote:
This is a test from Dr. Werner Bokelman

1) Werewolves have extra glands that emit unpleasant odors. Therefore, if your friend or neighbor smells like a mixture of stale hay and horse manure, then they could be a werewolf. Laughing
I have a neighbor that smells like manure but not of stale hay. I dunno


Uh oh beware. Laughing
But there is no hay smell. The manure I can smell from here. Oh wait ... that's me. Shocked
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Gory
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Lunablix wrote:
4) Experts have determined that a long ring finger is a sure sign of a werewolf. So better check the hands of your dates before you venture on. Laughing
Ha! I don't have that problem.
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Lunablix
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LivingDeadPunk wrote:
Lunablix wrote:
2) According to doctors in Denmark a certain mark of a werewolf is when he or she has eyebrows that meet in the middle of the forehead.

I should have given that info to my friend in high school. Laughing


You know, it's sparse in the middle and it's blonde in color, making it hard to see, but my brows do meet.

Now can you leave me alone for liking girls with tails? It makes perfect sense for me.


Don't try to make excuses for your furriness. Razz
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Lunablix
PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:32 am  Reply with quote
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BlackFlagg wrote:
Lunablix wrote:
3) When arms, legs, and bodies are extremely hairy. Especially the backs of their hands and tops of their feet.


Ewwwwww feet. Stand By Me

feet, check...hands, nope...but I'm not a werewolf, just half French Very Happy


Laughing
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Lunablix
PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:33 am  Reply with quote
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Gory wrote:
Lunablix wrote:
Gory wrote:
Lunablix wrote:
This is a test from Dr. Werner Bokelman

1) Werewolves have extra glands that emit unpleasant odors. Therefore, if your friend or neighbor smells like a mixture of stale hay and horse manure, then they could be a werewolf. Laughing
I have a neighbor that smells like manure but not of stale hay. I dunno


Uh oh beware. Laughing
But there is no hay smell. The manure I can smell from here. Oh wait ... that's me. Shocked


Shocked Maybe I should send you more lotion to cover the smell. Laughing
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Lunablix
PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:34 am  Reply with quote
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5) Another sure sign of a werewolf is if their urine is deep purple.

Shocked That could also mean a very bad condition too. Laughing
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BlackFlagg
PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:35 am  Reply with quote



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Lunablix wrote:
Gory wrote:
Lunablix wrote:
Gory wrote:
Lunablix wrote:
This is a test from Dr. Werner Bokelman

1) Werewolves have extra glands that emit unpleasant odors. Therefore, if your friend or neighbor smells like a mixture of stale hay and horse manure, then they could be a werewolf. Laughing
I have a neighbor that smells like manure but not of stale hay. I dunno


Uh oh beware. Laughing
But there is no hay smell. The manure I can smell from here. Oh wait ... that's me. Shocked


Shocked Maybe I should send you more lotion to cover the smell. Laughing

It rubs the lotion on the skin...oh wait, maybe that'd not a good idea...that's how he got the hairy palms in the first place
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Gory
PostPosted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 4:35 am  Reply with quote



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Lunablix wrote:
Gory wrote:
Lunablix wrote:
Gory wrote:
Lunablix wrote:
This is a test from Dr. Werner Bokelman

1) Werewolves have extra glands that emit unpleasant odors. Therefore, if your friend or neighbor smells like a mixture of stale hay and horse manure, then they could be a werewolf. Laughing
I have a neighbor that smells like manure but not of stale hay. I dunno


Uh oh beware. Laughing
But there is no hay smell. The manure I can smell from here. Oh wait ... that's me. Shocked


Shocked Maybe I should send you more lotion to cover the smell. Laughing
Laughing
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Gory
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I love these old smoky sets. You can't get away with this in a color film.
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Lunablix
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This is my favorite it's hysterical.

6) If you spot your neighbor wandering around graveyards and mortuaries and often appearing at the scene of fatal accidents, they may be a werewolf scouting for fresh corpses.

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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BlackFlagg
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Lunablix wrote:
This is my favorite it's hysterical.

6) If you spot your neighbor wandering around graveyards and mortuaries and often appearing at the scene of fatal accidents, they may be a werewolf scouting for fresh corpses.

Laughing Laughing Laughing

Let's not jump to conclusions....maybe they're just necrophiliacs...Unsure
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