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| Forums Index -> The Terror Tube -> VAN HELSING premieres on TNT this weekend! |
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Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:03 am
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Somewhere across the Atlantic, fireflyfan is rejoicing.
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Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:26 am
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| The only movie in history to be improved by the addition of commercials. |
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Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:52 am
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Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:33 am
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Hmm-gonna go into bitch slappin' territory, but I kinda liked Van Helsing.
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Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:20 pm
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Fri Dec 01, 2006 3:52 pm
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Frankenstein's Bi-polar Monster!
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Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:06 pm
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| Bone Daddy wrote: | | Hmm-gonna go into bitch slappin' territory, but I kinda liked Van Helsing. |
I'd watch it before I would Rob Zombie's over produced 70s wannabes or 99% of what Troma puts out. |
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Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:12 pm
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It's one of the most beautifully photographed movies ever made and had nice sets. Also, VAN HELSING made a hell of a lot more money than RE-ANIMATOR, so I'd say it was a rousing success.
Seriously, does anyone else remember when fireflyfan claimed that the audience at his local theater gave the film a standing ovation? I'm convinced he was still teary-eyed from seeing Kate Beckinsale in the clouds and mistook the sound of people beating their feet toward the exits as applause.
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Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:47 pm
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| Borgosi wrote: | | Bone Daddy wrote: | | Hmm-gonna go into bitch slappin' territory, but I kinda liked Van Helsing. |
I'd watch it before I would Rob Zombie's over produced 70s wannabes or 99% of what Troma puts out. |
THEN DO IT! |
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Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:49 pm
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| David wrote: | It's one of the most beautifully photographed movies ever made and had nice sets. Also, VAN HELSING made a hell of a lot more money than RE-ANIMATOR, so I'd say it was a rousing success.
Seriously, does anyone else remember when fireflyfan claimed that the audience at his local theater gave the film a standing ovation? I'm convinced he was still teary-eyed from seeing Kate Beckinsale in the clouds and mistook the sound of people beating their feet toward the exits as applause. |
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Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:13 pm
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| Foywonder wrote: | | Bone Daddy wrote: | | Hmm-gonna go into bitch slappin' territory, but I kinda liked Van Helsing. |
GET HIM!!!
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AHH! Wait..put down those torches..I repent! I repent! Van Helsing Sucked harder than a fang-less vampire!
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Fri Dec 01, 2006 11:47 pm
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| David wrote: | It's one of the most beautifully photographed movies ever made and had nice sets. Also, VAN HELSING made a hell of a lot more money than RE-ANIMATOR, so I'd say it was a rousing success.
Seriously, does anyone else remember when fireflyfan claimed that the audience at his local theater gave the film a standing ovation? I'm convinced he was still teary-eyed from seeing Kate Beckinsale in the clouds and mistook the sound of people beating their feet toward the exits as applause. |
I remember that -- me, I'm convinced that he was the only person in that theater. So, in essence, he wasn't lying. 
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Fri Dec 01, 2006 11:53 pm
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| And China is a utopia of raining chocolate and gum-drop smiles. |
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Sat Dec 02, 2006 12:57 am
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And liberals are harboring a secret agenda of legalizing pedophilia.
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