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Forums Index -> The Terror Tube -> VAN HELSING premieres on TNT this weekend!
Johnny Truant
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Somewhere across the Atlantic, fireflyfan is rejoicing.
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The only movie in history to be improved by the addition of commercials.
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Always a good time to link to my infamous bitchslapping of this monumental piece of overproduced crud.

FOY, THE VAN HELSING SLAYER

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Hmm-gonna go into bitch slappin' territory, but I kinda liked Van Helsing.
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Bone Daddy wrote:
Hmm-gonna go into bitch slappin' territory, but I kinda liked Van Helsing.

GET HIM!!!

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Borgosi
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Bone Daddy wrote:
Hmm-gonna go into bitch slappin' territory, but I kinda liked Van Helsing.


I'd watch it before I would Rob Zombie's over produced 70s wannabes or 99% of what Troma puts out.
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David
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It's one of the most beautifully photographed movies ever made and had nice sets. Also, VAN HELSING made a hell of a lot more money than RE-ANIMATOR, so I'd say it was a rousing success.

Seriously, does anyone else remember when fireflyfan claimed that the audience at his local theater gave the film a standing ovation? I'm convinced he was still teary-eyed from seeing Kate Beckinsale in the clouds and mistook the sound of people beating their feet toward the exits as applause.
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Johnny Truant
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Borgosi wrote:
Bone Daddy wrote:
Hmm-gonna go into bitch slappin' territory, but I kinda liked Van Helsing.


I'd watch it before I would Rob Zombie's over produced 70s wannabes or 99% of what Troma puts out.


THEN DO IT!
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Johnny Truant
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David wrote:
It's one of the most beautifully photographed movies ever made and had nice sets. Also, VAN HELSING made a hell of a lot more money than RE-ANIMATOR, so I'd say it was a rousing success.

Seriously, does anyone else remember when fireflyfan claimed that the audience at his local theater gave the film a standing ovation? I'm convinced he was still teary-eyed from seeing Kate Beckinsale in the clouds and mistook the sound of people beating their feet toward the exits as applause.


I agree!
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Bone Daddy
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Foywonder wrote:
Bone Daddy wrote:
Hmm-gonna go into bitch slappin' territory, but I kinda liked Van Helsing.

GET HIM!!!

Mr. Green



AHH! Wait..put down those torches..I repent! I repent! Van Helsing Sucked harder than a fang-less vampire!
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Messiahman
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David wrote:
It's one of the most beautifully photographed movies ever made and had nice sets. Also, VAN HELSING made a hell of a lot more money than RE-ANIMATOR, so I'd say it was a rousing success.

Seriously, does anyone else remember when fireflyfan claimed that the audience at his local theater gave the film a standing ovation? I'm convinced he was still teary-eyed from seeing Kate Beckinsale in the clouds and mistook the sound of people beating their feet toward the exits as applause.


I remember that -- me, I'm convinced that he was the only person in that theater. So, in essence, he wasn't lying. Laughing
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And liberals are harboring a secret agenda of legalizing pedophilia.
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