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LivingDeadPunk
PostPosted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 1:46 am  Reply with quote



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ImTheMoon wrote:
do highschool boys really think that taking a girl somewhere dark, dirty and dangerous (oohhh alliteration) will get her to put out?
Sure, if she ever wants to leave.
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LivingDeadPunk
PostPosted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 1:49 am  Reply with quote



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Wait! I'm confused. Which color pill takes her out of The Matrix?
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ImTheMoon
PostPosted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 1:51 am  Reply with quote



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LivingDeadPunk wrote:
ImTheMoon wrote:
do highschool boys really think that taking a girl somewhere dark, dirty and dangerous (oohhh alliteration) will get her to put out?
Sure, if she ever wants to leave.


so I'm the only girl who'd stab him with a rusty nail and list off the symptoms of tetnus.
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BlackFlagg
PostPosted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 1:51 am  Reply with quote



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LivingDeadPunk wrote:
Wait! I'm confused. Which color pill takes her out of The Matrix?
muave
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ImTheMoon
PostPosted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 1:52 am  Reply with quote



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why hello exposition scene.
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LivingDeadPunk
PostPosted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 1:54 am  Reply with quote



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ImTheMoon wrote:
LivingDeadPunk wrote:
ImTheMoon wrote:
do highschool boys really think that taking a girl somewhere dark, dirty and dangerous (oohhh alliteration) will get her to put out?
Sure, if she ever wants to leave.


so I'm the only girl who'd stab him with a rusty nail and list off the symptoms of tetnus.
IS that how you get high school boys to put out? Offer them a tetanus shot if they do well?
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ImTheMoon
PostPosted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 1:55 am  Reply with quote



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LivingDeadPunk wrote:
ImTheMoon wrote:
LivingDeadPunk wrote:
ImTheMoon wrote:
do highschool boys really think that taking a girl somewhere dark, dirty and dangerous (oohhh alliteration) will get her to put out?
Sure, if she ever wants to leave.


so I'm the only girl who'd stab him with a rusty nail and list off the symptoms of tetnus.
IS that how you get high school boys to put out? Offer them a tetanus shot if they do well?



so much faster then old time seduction
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LivingDeadPunk
PostPosted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 1:56 am  Reply with quote



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BlackFlagg wrote:
LivingDeadPunk wrote:
Wait! I'm confused. Which color pill takes her out of The Matrix?
muave
I'd take the teal pill and have steak with Joey Pants.
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LivingDeadPunk
PostPosted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 1:56 am  Reply with quote



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ImTheMoon wrote:
LivingDeadPunk wrote:
ImTheMoon wrote:
LivingDeadPunk wrote:
ImTheMoon wrote:
do highschool boys really think that taking a girl somewhere dark, dirty and dangerous (oohhh alliteration) will get her to put out?
Sure, if she ever wants to leave.


so I'm the only girl who'd stab him with a rusty nail and list off the symptoms of tetnus.
IS that how you get high school boys to put out? Offer them a tetanus shot if they do well?



so much faster then old time seduction
I hate needles. Sad
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LivingDeadPunk
PostPosted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 1:57 am  Reply with quote



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DR MARIO!
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ImTheMoon
PostPosted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 1:57 am  Reply with quote



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he wants his girlfriend to wear his mom's lingerie.... ewwww... just ewwww.
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LivingDeadPunk
PostPosted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 2:01 am  Reply with quote



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ImTheMoon wrote:
he wants his girlfriend to wear his mom's lingerie.... ewwww... just ewwww.
Yeah, really.

BTW, I used to know a guy that stuck his mom's vibrator in his... You know... I probably shouldn't share this story.
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ImTheMoon
PostPosted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 2:02 am  Reply with quote



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LivingDeadPunk wrote:
ImTheMoon wrote:
he wants his girlfriend to wear his mom's lingerie.... ewwww... just ewwww.
Yeah, really.

BTW, I used to know a guy that stuck his mom's vibrator in his... You know... I probably shouldn't share this story.


why did he share it with you?
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LivingDeadPunk
PostPosted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 2:04 am  Reply with quote



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ImTheMoon wrote:
LivingDeadPunk wrote:
ImTheMoon wrote:
he wants his girlfriend to wear his mom's lingerie.... ewwww... just ewwww.
Yeah, really.

BTW, I used to know a guy that stuck his mom's vibrator in his... You know... I probably shouldn't share this story.


why did he share it with you?
Um... I was there when he did it? See? I knew I shouldn't have shared. Now I have to explain.

There was a bunch of us in the house. HE was dared to do it. He did. I wasn't the darer.
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ImTheMoon
PostPosted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 2:08 am  Reply with quote



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and he has now transitioned from boyfriend character too douche.
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