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Sat Aug 14, 2010 3:52 am
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| LivingDeadPunk wrote: | | ImTheMoon wrote: | | BlackFlagg wrote: | | ImTheMoon wrote: | | so does the crystal lake area have a rule to only hire the incompetent and douchy? |
pretty sure that's universal... |
yeah but with all the murders in the area you think the emergency services would be a little better at dealing with these sort of things |
All the potentially competent people in the area are dead. This is just what they're left with. |
good theory |
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Sat Aug 14, 2010 3:54 am
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| ImTheMoon wrote: | | LivingDeadPunk wrote: | | ImTheMoon wrote: | | BlackFlagg wrote: | | ImTheMoon wrote: | | so does the crystal lake area have a rule to only hire the incompetent and douchy? |
pretty sure that's universal... |
yeah but with all the murders in the area you think the emergency services would be a little better at dealing with these sort of things |
All the potentially competent people in the area are dead. This is just what they're left with. |
good theory |
I imagine with all the murders that happen there, at this point being sent to work at Crystal Lake is EMT/police equivalent of being in the military and getting stationed in the antarctic, heh. |
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Sat Aug 14, 2010 3:55 am
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| That dirty family was a cinematic Rob Zombie family before cinematic Rob Zombie families existed. I bet, though he's not around, Sid HAig was that dude's dad. |
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Sat Aug 14, 2010 3:58 am
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| There also seems to be a serial cat thrower in Crystal Lake. |
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Sat Aug 14, 2010 3:59 am
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| now that's a serious porn stache. |
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Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:01 am
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| LivingDeadPunk wrote: | | There also seems to be a serial cat thrower in Crystal Lake. |
yeah but that's true of almost every horror series. |
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Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:02 am
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| BlackFlagg wrote: | | now that's a serious porn stache. |
I kinda love that douche. I dig the whole cast of this one. They all feel like they could be straight out of a Jaws sequel for some reason. |
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Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:03 am
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| ImTheMoon wrote: | | LivingDeadPunk wrote: | | There also seems to be a serial cat thrower in Crystal Lake. |
yeah but that's true of almost every horror series. |
I don't get that. You'd think something like rats or squirrels would be easier to throw. |
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Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:04 am
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| LivingDeadPunk wrote: | | ImTheMoon wrote: | | LivingDeadPunk wrote: | | There also seems to be a serial cat thrower in Crystal Lake. |
yeah but that's true of almost every horror series. |
I don't get that. You'd think something like rats or squirrels would be easier to throw. |
Or turtles. |
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Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:04 am
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| from that angler the deputy looks like Jaoquin Phoenix...sans hair lip of course |
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Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:06 am
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| LivingDeadPunk wrote: | | ImTheMoon wrote: | | LivingDeadPunk wrote: | | There also seems to be a serial cat thrower in Crystal Lake. |
yeah but that's true of almost every horror series. |
I don't get that. You'd think something like rats or squirrels would be easier to throw. |
see they take advantage of a rare breed known as springus felinicus, more commonly know as the spring loaded cat. They're born with springs instead of bones in their back legs, making them ideal for this sort of application. |
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Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:07 am
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| This leather strap death has always stuck with me. I think it's one of my favorite kills in the series, even if it isn't very graphic. |
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Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:08 am
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| LivingDeadPunk wrote: | | This leather strap death has always stuck with me. I think it's one of my favorite kills in the series, even if it isn't very graphic. |
Might not be as graphic, but ya gotta imagine it's one of the most painful. |
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Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:08 am
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| ImTheMoon wrote: | | LivingDeadPunk wrote: | | ImTheMoon wrote: | | LivingDeadPunk wrote: | | There also seems to be a serial cat thrower in Crystal Lake. |
yeah but that's true of almost every horror series. |
I don't get that. You'd think something like rats or squirrels would be easier to throw. |
see they take advantage of a rare breed known as springus felinicus, more commonly know as the spring loaded cat. They're born with springs instead of bones in their back legs, making them ideal for this sort of application. |
Someone should add them to a protected species list. |
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Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:09 am
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| BlackFlagg wrote: | | LivingDeadPunk wrote: | | This leather strap death has always stuck with me. I think it's one of my favorite kills in the series, even if it isn't very graphic. |
Might not be as graphic, but ya gotta imagine it's one of the most painful. |
And fairly original. It's certainly not just another stabbing/slashing. |
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