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Forums Index -> Dread Central Cinema -> August, 13, 2010: Friday the 13th V
ImTheMoon
PostPosted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 3:52 am  Reply with quote



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LivingDeadPunk wrote:
ImTheMoon wrote:
BlackFlagg wrote:
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so does the crystal lake area have a rule to only hire the incompetent and douchy?
pretty sure that's universal...



yeah but with all the murders in the area you think the emergency services would be a little better at dealing with these sort of things
All the potentially competent people in the area are dead. This is just what they're left with.


good theory
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BlackFlagg
PostPosted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 3:54 am  Reply with quote



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ImTheMoon wrote:
LivingDeadPunk wrote:
ImTheMoon wrote:
BlackFlagg wrote:
ImTheMoon wrote:
so does the crystal lake area have a rule to only hire the incompetent and douchy?
pretty sure that's universal...



yeah but with all the murders in the area you think the emergency services would be a little better at dealing with these sort of things
All the potentially competent people in the area are dead. This is just what they're left with.


good theory
I imagine with all the murders that happen there, at this point being sent to work at Crystal Lake is EMT/police equivalent of being in the military and getting stationed in the antarctic, heh.
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LivingDeadPunk
PostPosted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 3:55 am  Reply with quote



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That dirty family was a cinematic Rob Zombie family before cinematic Rob Zombie families existed. I bet, though he's not around, Sid HAig was that dude's dad.
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LivingDeadPunk
PostPosted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 3:58 am  Reply with quote



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There also seems to be a serial cat thrower in Crystal Lake.
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BlackFlagg
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now that's a serious porn stache.
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ImTheMoon
PostPosted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:01 am  Reply with quote



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LivingDeadPunk wrote:
There also seems to be a serial cat thrower in Crystal Lake.


yeah but that's true of almost every horror series.
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LivingDeadPunk
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BlackFlagg wrote:
now that's a serious porn stache.
I kinda love that douche. I dig the whole cast of this one. They all feel like they could be straight out of a Jaws sequel for some reason.
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LivingDeadPunk
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ImTheMoon wrote:
LivingDeadPunk wrote:
There also seems to be a serial cat thrower in Crystal Lake.


yeah but that's true of almost every horror series.
I don't get that. You'd think something like rats or squirrels would be easier to throw.
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LivingDeadPunk
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LivingDeadPunk wrote:
ImTheMoon wrote:
LivingDeadPunk wrote:
There also seems to be a serial cat thrower in Crystal Lake.


yeah but that's true of almost every horror series.
I don't get that. You'd think something like rats or squirrels would be easier to throw.
Or turtles.
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BlackFlagg
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from that angler the deputy looks like Jaoquin Phoenix...sans hair lip of course
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ImTheMoon
PostPosted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:06 am  Reply with quote



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LivingDeadPunk wrote:
ImTheMoon wrote:
LivingDeadPunk wrote:
There also seems to be a serial cat thrower in Crystal Lake.


yeah but that's true of almost every horror series.
I don't get that. You'd think something like rats or squirrels would be easier to throw.


see they take advantage of a rare breed known as springus felinicus, more commonly know as the spring loaded cat. They're born with springs instead of bones in their back legs, making them ideal for this sort of application.
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LivingDeadPunk
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This leather strap death has always stuck with me. I think it's one of my favorite kills in the series, even if it isn't very graphic.
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BlackFlagg
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LivingDeadPunk wrote:
This leather strap death has always stuck with me. I think it's one of my favorite kills in the series, even if it isn't very graphic.
Might not be as graphic, but ya gotta imagine it's one of the most painful.
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LivingDeadPunk
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ImTheMoon wrote:
LivingDeadPunk wrote:
ImTheMoon wrote:
LivingDeadPunk wrote:
There also seems to be a serial cat thrower in Crystal Lake.


yeah but that's true of almost every horror series.
I don't get that. You'd think something like rats or squirrels would be easier to throw.


see they take advantage of a rare breed known as springus felinicus, more commonly know as the spring loaded cat. They're born with springs instead of bones in their back legs, making them ideal for this sort of application.
Someone should add them to a protected species list.
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LivingDeadPunk
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BlackFlagg wrote:
LivingDeadPunk wrote:
This leather strap death has always stuck with me. I think it's one of my favorite kills in the series, even if it isn't very graphic.
Might not be as graphic, but ya gotta imagine it's one of the most painful.
And fairly original. It's certainly not just another stabbing/slashing.
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