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Forums Index -> Dread Central Cinema -> April, 9, 2010: The Gate
ImTheMoon
PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:22 am  Reply with quote



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LivingDeadPunk wrote:
RustyMuffler wrote:
LivingDeadPunk wrote:
I'm here and ready and waiting and singing Christian rap songs.


Oh yeah? Well I come in the name of Jesus... REPEAT AFTER ME, BITCH! ... I come in the name of Jesus by the Power of the Holy Spirit, MUTHAPHUCKA!!!
This some holy shit that'll blow ya mind, yo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Oj0-splZw&feature=related

When I hug people I leave room for the Holy Spirit!


because hugging any other way will make you pregnant.... and gay.... and Muslim
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LivingDeadPunk
PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:24 am  Reply with quote



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ImTheMoon wrote:
it's never a good sign when your parents run away from home
I first watched this in fifth grade. Our teacher left us. Like, for good. He quit. We went through a whole host of subs, one that blamed my friend for the evils of nazi germany, then we finally got a nice lady that we liked and she stayed on as our teacher. She had nice boobies and long necklaces that would get caught around them and she'd try to shake them off. And she let us watch this in school. Man, I loved the fifth grade.
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LivingDeadPunk
PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:25 am  Reply with quote



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RustyMuffler wrote:
Well he has been a BAAAAAAAD BOOOOOOYYYYEEEEE!!!!
I always forget why I say that to my dog like that until I watch this movie.
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LivingDeadPunk
PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:26 am  Reply with quote



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ImTheMoon wrote:
LivingDeadPunk wrote:
RustyMuffler wrote:
LivingDeadPunk wrote:
I'm here and ready and waiting and singing Christian rap songs.


Oh yeah? Well I come in the name of Jesus... REPEAT AFTER ME, BITCH! ... I come in the name of Jesus by the Power of the Holy Spirit, MUTHAPHUCKA!!!
This some holy shit that'll blow ya mind, yo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Oj0-splZw&feature=related

When I hug people I leave room for the Holy Spirit!


because hugging any other way will make you pregnant.... and gay.... and Muslim
Any hug can be a gateway hug.
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RustyMuffler
PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:26 am  Reply with quote



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LivingDeadPunk wrote:
RustyMuffler wrote:
LivingDeadPunk wrote:
I'm here and ready and waiting and singing Christian rap songs.


Oh yeah? Well I come in the name of Jesus... REPEAT AFTER ME, BITCH! ... I come in the name of Jesus by the Power of the Holy Spirit, MUTHAPHUCKA!!!
This some holy shit that'll blow ya mind, yo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Oj0-splZw&feature=related

When I hug people I leave room for the Holy Spirit!


I just spat strawberry soda all over my Iron Man 2 figures.

Democraticshiftintheconress PEOPLE!!! Democraticshiftinthecongress PEOPLE!!!

Did they have to use the Imperial March?
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ImTheMoon
PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:27 am  Reply with quote



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LivingDeadPunk wrote:
ImTheMoon wrote:
it's never a good sign when your parents run away from home
I first watched this in fifth grade. Our teacher left us. Like, for good. He quit. We went through a whole host of subs, one that blamed my friend for the evils of nazi germany, then we finally got a nice lady that we liked and she stayed on as our teacher. She had nice boobies and long necklaces that would get caught around them and she'd try to shake them off. And she let us watch this in school. Man, I loved the fifth grade.



in 6th my science teacher had a nervous breakdown, she'd take us to the music room as her and the music teacher were friends. we'd all have to sit on the floor and copy down stuff from giant sheets of paper while the music class practiced..... oh yeah and it was all in french... didn't learn much science that year.
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RustyMuffler
PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:27 am  Reply with quote



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LivingDeadPunk wrote:
ImTheMoon wrote:
it's never a good sign when your parents run away from home
I first watched this in fifth grade. Our teacher left us. Like, for good. He quit. We went through a whole host of subs, one that blamed my friend for the evils of nazi germany, then we finally got a nice lady that we liked and she stayed on as our teacher. She had nice boobies and long necklaces that would get caught around them and she'd try to shake them off. And she let us watch this in school. Man, I loved the fifth grade.


That's a cream dream!
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LivingDeadPunk
PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:27 am  Reply with quote



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RustyMuffler wrote:
LivingDeadPunk wrote:
RustyMuffler wrote:
LivingDeadPunk wrote:
I'm here and ready and waiting and singing Christian rap songs.


Oh yeah? Well I come in the name of Jesus... REPEAT AFTER ME, BITCH! ... I come in the name of Jesus by the Power of the Holy Spirit, MUTHAPHUCKA!!!
This some holy shit that'll blow ya mind, yo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Oj0-splZw&feature=related

When I hug people I leave room for the Holy Spirit!


I just spat strawberry soda all over my Iron Man 2 figures.

Democraticshiftintheconress PEOPLE!!! Democraticshiftinthecongress PEOPLE!!!

Did they have to use the Imperial March?
Haha! I didn't even realize that was what I was hearing until, like, my third listen.
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ImTheMoon
PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:31 am  Reply with quote



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and this is why my sister wasn't allowed to watch me for extended amounts of time
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LivingDeadPunk
PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:32 am  Reply with quote



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ImTheMoon wrote:
LivingDeadPunk wrote:
ImTheMoon wrote:
it's never a good sign when your parents run away from home
I first watched this in fifth grade. Our teacher left us. Like, for good. He quit. We went through a whole host of subs, one that blamed my friend for the evils of nazi germany, then we finally got a nice lady that we liked and she stayed on as our teacher. She had nice boobies and long necklaces that would get caught around them and she'd try to shake them off. And she let us watch this in school. Man, I loved the fifth grade.



in 6th my science teacher had a nervous breakdown, she'd take us to the music room as her and the music teacher were friends. we'd all have to sit on the floor and copy down stuff from giant sheets of paper while the music class practiced..... oh yeah and it was all in french... didn't learn much science that year.
In 7th, my music teacher was perpetually stoned and all I did was hit a block with sticks and he passed me. He also let us watch Predator in class.

Oooh, Look! '80s teen girls. I miss those.
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RustyMuffler
PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:34 am  Reply with quote



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Who knew little Stevie Dorph would one day grow up to be such a convincing vampire God.
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LivingDeadPunk
PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:35 am  Reply with quote



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When that geode cracks open, I always think, "Jordy Verril, you lunkhead."
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LivingDeadPunk
PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:36 am  Reply with quote



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RustyMuffler wrote:
Who knew little Stevie Dorph would one day grow up to be such a convincing vampire God.
I bet the greasy cab driver from MTV knew.
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RustyMuffler
PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:37 am  Reply with quote



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LivingDeadPunk wrote:
RustyMuffler wrote:
Who knew little Stevie Dorph would one day grow up to be such a convincing vampire God.
I bet the greasy cab driver from MTV knew.


He's naughty. He's a naughty vampire God.
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LivingDeadPunk
PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:37 am  Reply with quote



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Yes, because he cried. It's not like he was FUCKING FLOATING AWAY!
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