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Chainsaw
PostPosted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:30 am  Reply with quote



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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvHEm4-QB2o&feature=player_embedded

Now, watch that trailer...and look at the title of the movie...and see if you can notice the main problem that is going on here. And then, go out and shoot a Hollywood executive. You know, if you have the time.
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nonserviam03
PostPosted: Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:35 am  Reply with quote



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Chainsaw wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvHEm4-QB2o&feature=player_embedded

Now, watch that trailer...and look at the title of the movie...and see if you can notice the main problem that is going on here. And then, go out and shoot a Hollywood executive. You know, if you have the time.



I'm astounded at how unbelievably awful that looks.
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resevil80
PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 5:53 pm  Reply with quote



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The Karate Kid...Brought to you by Kung Fu......wait....oh come on!
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LSD Zombie
PostPosted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 8:57 pm  Reply with quote



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Ugh.....I'm so glad that Jet Li doesn't have standards as low as Chan. Imagine seeing this back to back with that fucking atrocious spy movie that Chan's also starring in. I forgot the name of it.
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arandomthought
PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:18 pm  Reply with quote



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I'm actually rather dissapointed in chan...

And LSD Zombie, Jet li was in the mummy 3.
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Dr Malachi Constant
PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:07 pm  Reply with quote
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That trailer's fake. This movie isn't real.
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nonserviam03
PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:11 pm  Reply with quote



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Dr Malachi Constant wrote:
That trailer's fake. This movie isn't real.


I wish
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arandomthought
PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:16 pm  Reply with quote



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So do I. I'll just pretend it doesn't exist.
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frank_dracman
PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:29 pm  Reply with quote



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I just threw up a little. And pooped my pants. I either ate Taco Bell or just saw a gargantuan piece of shit trailer. Oh Chan, I remember when you were awesome.
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Dr Malachi Constant
PostPosted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:29 pm  Reply with quote
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arandomthought wrote:
So do I. I'll just pretend it doesn't exist.

Now you're catching on.

This isn't real. This never happened.
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Terminal
PostPosted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:29 am  Reply with quote



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The worst thing Chan ever did was come to the US.

My god, it's just been one bad movie after another for him.

You guys have it right, don't bitch about it, just ignore it.

I surely will.
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Chainsaw
PostPosted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:27 am  Reply with quote



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I still cannot wrap my mind around the idea that the whole thing takes place in China, but they called it The KARATE Kid. I propose that Hollywood be renamed "Retardland".
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Tristan Sinns
PostPosted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 9:30 am  Reply with quote
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Just. Sigh.
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MethRattle
PostPosted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:43 am  Reply with quote



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Please please please let this film's soundtrack include "Kung Fu Fighting"! That would be just perfect!
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nonserviam03
PostPosted: Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:47 am  Reply with quote



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MethRattle wrote:
Please please please let this film's soundtrack include "Kung Fu Fighting"! That would be just perfect!


I'm calling it now. Training montage to that song.
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