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| Forums Index -> Out of Genre Experience -> The Karate Kid (2010) |
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Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:30 am
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvHEm4-QB2o&feature=player_embedded
Now, watch that trailer...and look at the title of the movie...and see if you can notice the main problem that is going on here. And then, go out and shoot a Hollywood executive. You know, if you have the time.
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Thu Dec 31, 2009 5:35 am
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| Chainsaw wrote: | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvHEm4-QB2o&feature=player_embedded
Now, watch that trailer...and look at the title of the movie...and see if you can notice the main problem that is going on here. And then, go out and shoot a Hollywood executive. You know, if you have the time. |
I'm astounded at how unbelievably awful that looks. |
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Mon Jan 04, 2010 5:53 pm
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| The Karate Kid...Brought to you by Kung Fu......wait....oh come on! |
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Mon Jan 04, 2010 8:57 pm
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| Ugh.....I'm so glad that Jet Li doesn't have standards as low as Chan. Imagine seeing this back to back with that fucking atrocious spy movie that Chan's also starring in. I forgot the name of it. |
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Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:18 pm
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I'm actually rather dissapointed in chan...
And LSD Zombie, Jet li was in the mummy 3.
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Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:07 pm
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| That trailer's fake. This movie isn't real. |
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Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:11 pm
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| Dr Malachi Constant wrote: | | That trailer's fake. This movie isn't real. |
I wish |
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Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:16 pm
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So do I. I'll just pretend it doesn't exist.
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Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:29 pm
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| I just threw up a little. And pooped my pants. I either ate Taco Bell or just saw a gargantuan piece of shit trailer. Oh Chan, I remember when you were awesome. |
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Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:29 pm
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| arandomthought wrote: | | So do I. I'll just pretend it doesn't exist. |
Now you're catching on.
This isn't real. This never happened. |
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Fri Jan 08, 2010 1:29 am
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The worst thing Chan ever did was come to the US.
My god, it's just been one bad movie after another for him.
You guys have it right, don't bitch about it, just ignore it.
I surely will. |
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Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:27 am
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I still cannot wrap my mind around the idea that the whole thing takes place in China, but they called it The KARATE Kid. I propose that Hollywood be renamed "Retardland".
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Fri Jan 08, 2010 9:30 am
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Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:43 am
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| Please please please let this film's soundtrack include "Kung Fu Fighting"! That would be just perfect! |
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Fri Jan 08, 2010 10:47 am
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| MethRattle wrote: | | Please please please let this film's soundtrack include "Kung Fu Fighting"! That would be just perfect! |
I'm calling it now. Training montage to that song. |
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