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Sun Aug 06, 2006 3:32 am
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Don't forget the post-apocolyptic waste land though. Ooh, I get it now, a mad scientist splices the DNA of a Bull Shark and a wildabeast. The shark grows horns on its head and its increased testostrone level, which was already high, causes it to go fucking phycotic.
Then that same mad scientist, played by Jeffery Combs none the less, splices that shark creature's DNA with a gorilla! Then it grows arms and legs and TERROIZES EVERYONE.
And only the combined might of Chuck Norris and Steven Segal can stop it.
This week on the Sci-Fi Channel "Sea Freak!" |
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Fri Aug 11, 2006 4:27 am
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Location: Eugene, OR
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The "real life" Quint's name is Frank Mundus. You can read more about him at www.jawsmovie.com which is the "Unofficial" website of JAWS.
I really don't much care for the guy, myself, seeing as he is (or was) contributing to the extinction of one of nature's finest machines.
But that's neither here nor there.....Viva Shark Week!
By the by.....anyone else notice how full of holes the MYTHBUSTERS thing about JAWS was?
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