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Chainsaw
PostPosted: Fri May 14, 2010 11:01 pm  Reply with quote



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Ron Bonk's having a garage sale tomorrow.

No, seriously. I kinda wish I could go.
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Richard Bastard
PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 5:33 pm  Reply with quote



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it's all a great big kick in the Bonk
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Permafrost
PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 11:25 pm  Reply with quote



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Ron Bonk is 10% inspiration, 20% perspiration, and 70% absolute, soul-crushing failure.
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Chainsaw
PostPosted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:30 pm  Reply with quote



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Nowhere to Ron Bonk to, baybeee...nowhere to hide...
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HorrorDj
PostPosted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 4:07 am  Reply with quote



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Ron Bonk made me post this.
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FilmCritic3000
PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:47 am  Reply with quote



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Ron Bonk wants you to sing a song with him..."Oh you never would believe where those Keebler cookies come from..."
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Chainsaw
PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:41 am  Reply with quote



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Ron Bonk isn't going to cross Daniel Bryan. Not tonight, not ever.
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kiddcapone
PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:28 am  Reply with quote



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Ron Bonk recently married his long time girlfriend Dr Ruth Westheimer in an intimate candlelit ceremony in the Poconos last weekend.
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FilmCritic3000
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 12:42 am  Reply with quote



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Ron Bonk's new talk show "The Bonktastic Talk Time" will premiere on kinescope this January.
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FilmCritic3000
PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2011 9:19 am  Reply with quote



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Ron Bonk is Icelandic for Norelco.
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kiddcapone
PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2011 3:47 pm  Reply with quote



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Ron Bonk killed Bin Laden. AMERICA, FUCK YEAH !!!
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The Buz
PostPosted: Tue May 24, 2011 11:21 pm  Reply with quote
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Ron Bonk is an internet sensation!
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FilmCritic3000
PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 8:48 am  Reply with quote



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Ron Bonk's decided to make his own Spielberg-esque sci-fi film entitled "Betamax". Look for it at a public library, swap meet, or flea market near you.
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HorrorDj
PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 6:31 am  Reply with quote



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Ron Bonk, man what an asshat!
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The Buz
PostPosted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 3:31 am  Reply with quote
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Ron Bonk never says "That's too much...even for a Frenchmen."
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