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Forums Index -> The Shiver Shack -> Strawberry Estates is the greatest movie ever!
FilmCritic3000
PostPosted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 7:26 am  Reply with quote



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Ron Bonk. The name says it all. And then sighs heavily.
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:47 pm  Reply with quote



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Ron Bonk wants to direct the eventual "Marble Hornets" tv series.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 11:06 am  Reply with quote



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Ron Bonk will serve you mashed potatoes, no problem.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 6:06 pm  Reply with quote



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Ron Bonk died as he lived- Half-naked, watching reruns of "Silver Spoons".
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 2:32 am  Reply with quote



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Ron Bonk thinks the glass is half full. Of Diet Coke.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 6:09 pm  Reply with quote
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it's still not as good as Shark Attack 3: Megalodon.
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Chainsaw
PostPosted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 6:20 am  Reply with quote



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Ron Bonk is planning on hosting Mad TV the night that Betty White hosts SNL. No one has the heart to tell him the cancelled Mad TV.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 2:48 pm  Reply with quote



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Ron Bonk wants you to answer this question - how do you talk to an angel?
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Richard Bastard
PostPosted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 3:39 pm  Reply with quote



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Ron Bonk is on facebook:

http://www.facebook.com/ron.bonk
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 15, 2010 9:51 pm  Reply with quote



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Ron Bonk was physically removed from an LA movie theater during a screening of Phantasm when he screamed at the screen "Hey Tall Man, I got 2 fucking balls for ya right here..." throughout the entire film.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 9:40 am  Reply with quote



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Ron Bonk is on a mission - to find a field of snozzberries...and pick the hell out of it.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 1:56 pm  Reply with quote



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This week on Destination Truth, Josh and the gang search the English Countryside for the elusive Ron Bonk.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 5:11 pm  Reply with quote



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After these messages, Ron Bonk will be right back.
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Ron Bonk is getting all of his Christmas gifts for his birthday today.

HONOR HIM!!!
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Richard Bastard
PostPosted: Thu May 13, 2010 5:56 pm  Reply with quote



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Ron Bonk is alive and well in the hearts and minds of small children everywhere
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