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Hor-RIFF-ic
PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:49 pm  Reply with quote



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Introducing Hor-RIFF-ic Productions, an all new commentary team the likes of which you have never seen.

Meet Gary and Erin Slasher, the goriest couple in movie riffing to date. He’s your typical cleaver wielding psychopath and she’s a brain devouring zombie with a heart of gold.

Having failed to make it in the horror movie biz themselves they’ve set out to do the next best thing -- cut their successful collegues to ribbons with sharp tongues and razor-like wit! No horror movie is safe. It’s going to be a bloodbath!

All of Hor-RIFF-ic Productions victims are available through the Rifftrax.com/iriffs website.

Click Here for all their victims so far.

Click Here to hear all their samples.
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ImTheMoon
PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:03 pm  Reply with quote



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I've bought some of your riffs, I really like the F13 ones and Tremors as well.
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Hor-RIFF-ic
PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 10:06 pm  Reply with quote



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ImTheMoon wrote:
I've bought some of your riffs, I really like the F13 ones and Tremors as well.


Thank you! You must have a lovely....big.....BRAIIIINNNN!
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Hor-RIFF-ic
PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:52 pm  Reply with quote



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Hor-RIFF-ic Productions rises from the dead yet again. This time Gary and Erin have set their blood soaked sights on the spooky classic: Poltergeist! BOO!

Sure, it's a critically acclaimed box office smash produced by Steven Spielberg, but you think that will stop the Slashers? They can k<censored by DreamWorks>s!

What did we find when we cleaned out this movie's creepy closet?

    Evil Clowns!
    Steak Marathons!
    Horrible Parenting!
    Gravity Fluctuations!
    Psychic Leprechauns!
    Puff...Dope...Bud...Chronic!

Plus: Enough Star Wars toys to choke a Wookie!

So follow the lights (not that one!) to the newest fan submission track that's gauranteed* to satisfy. Now let's clean house!

*Guarantee valid only in alternate dimension filled with strawberry jam.

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Hor-RIFF-ic
PostPosted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:59 pm  Reply with quote



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Hor-RIFF-ic Productions takes it's first stab at one of the original horror franchises. In doing so, Gary and Erin will attempt to survive one of the strangest sequels ever devised: Halloween III - Season of the Witch!

Never heard of it? Assume you must have seen it at some point but just don't recall? Don't be so sure, once you've seen Halloween III, you never forget. Scared? Good, that's kind of our thing!

What can you expect to find in your pillow case this Halloween?

    Druids!
    Irish Robots!
    Catchy Jingles!
    Alcoholic Doctors!
    Unfortunate Nudity!
    Defective Halloween Masks!

Plus: The perfect amount of Michael Myers!

So join us, if you've got the guts, and soon you'll be singing along: "We just saw Halloween III, Halloween III, Halloween III! We just saw Halloween III and laughed our ass off!"

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Hor-RIFF-ic
PostPosted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 9:58 pm  Reply with quote



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'Tis the season for bloody slaughter! Well for Hor-RIFF-ic Productions it is anyway. Gary and Erin Slasher bring their merry mayhem to one of the most beloved X-mas horror movies: Gremlins!

Will they be naughty or nice to this 80's classic? (Hint: they're never nice.) Chestnuts aren't the only thing that's going to be roasted this holiday season!

So, what did jolly old Satan Santa Claus drop down your chimney with glee?

Pupa!
Y.M.C.A!
Foreigners!
Old Lady Catapults!
Depressing Anecdotes!
Disgustingly Cute Mammals!

Bonus: The Slashers' Creepy Carols Track!

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So grab a flashlight, squirt gun, midnight snack and prepare for a heaping helping of Humbug! Dickens has nothing on Joe Dante.
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Hor-RIFF-ic
PostPosted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 10:00 pm  Reply with quote



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Pack up the camper, Hor-RIFF-ic Productions is heading back to Crystal Lake! Gary and Erin Slasher take down the much loathed 4th film in the franchise: Friday the 13th - The Final Chapter!

Four times the kills (that you've pretty much seen before), four times the action (hope you like windows breaking), and four times the suspense (will the opening montage ever end?)!

What's in store for us in this ironically named installment?

Twins!
Plot Holes!
Dead F*cks!
Vintage Porn!
Canada and Love!
Cripsin Glover's Dancing 101!

Plus: Corey Feldman's Hair Care Tips!

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So hurry and see the final chapter of the Friday the 13th series... you know, before things start to get silly.
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Hor-RIFF-ic
PostPosted: Tue Jun 15, 2010 9:10 pm  Reply with quote



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Prepare to meet the harbingers of doom and evil beyond imagining. Gary and Erin Slasher from Hor-RIFF-ic Productions will now face their most terrifying foe to date: FROGS!

Why are you laughing? You don't think frogs can be scary? Well just try sitting through this ecological cautionary tale all by yourselves and see if you're not screaming by the end.

What's out there in the swamp, ready to hop out and kill you at any moment?

    Poo Shots!
    Pillow Fights!
    Drunken Boating!
    Toads! Wait, what?!?
    Armed Octogenarians!
    Excessive Amounts of Denim!

Plus: The Horror that is Sam Elliot's Bald Upper Lip!

So dont be green with envy, grab some hip waders and come along on this bayou beat down! No renegade amphibians will stand in the way of our good time, no matter how many bodies start to pile up.

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Hor-RIFF-ic
PostPosted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 5:28 pm  Reply with quote



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What? No, it can't be! The last film was supposed to be it! Noooooo! Oh well, at least Gary and Erin Slasher from Hor-RIFF-ic Productions are coming along too. That's right, it's time for Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning!

Why would they put themselves through the torture of having to watch that hulking moron Jason Voorhees stalk the morally ambiguous citizens of Crystal Lake yet again?

Nipples!
Scatting!
Candy Bars!
Clean Sheets!
Ambulance Drivers!
Celebrity Lookalikes!

Plus: Corey Feld- Wait who the hell is that?!?


So pop some Prozac and join us in group therapy as we suffer through this crazy crap-fest. And remember: Kill Jason once, good for you. Kill Jason 5 times... then it's just getting ridiculous.

See sample clips and more at www.Hor-RIFF-ic.com.
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