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Richard Bastard
PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 4:50 pm  Reply with quote



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for legba:

DONíT GO INTO THE HOUSE
Donít go into the house, the people who live there arenít people anymore

Mommy burnt me on the stove
Now sheís dead and Iím full grown
Címon baby, come home with me

Donít go into the house, donít go into the house with me (x2)

Iíll take you to my special room
Let the festivities ensue
Címon baby, come home with me

Donít go into the house, donít go into the house with me (2)

Donít go into the house, donít go into the house with me (2)

Metal rooms and a blowtorch
Plus blackened corpses galore
Címon baby, come home with me (x3)
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Richard Bastard
PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:07 pm  Reply with quote



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GROWN IN A TEST TUBE (TO LOSE)
I am the new way, destined for perfection
Nine months between glass walls, immaculate injection
I guess something went wrong, perhaps they cooked me too long
Ďcause everything about me is the opposite of strong

I was grown in a tube, said I was grown in a test tube to lose
To lose (x3)

They said Iíd be the One whoíd save the nation
The perfect working model of their mass assimilation
But my joints ache and swell, Iím always sick as hell
It hurts to think, Iím always weak, Iím ugly and I smell

I was grown in a tube, said I was grown in a test tube to lose
To lose (x3)

I wish I had some better lungs, I wish had a better tongue
If only my white corpuscles were up to snuff
I wish I had some better luck, I wish I had a better cunt
It makes no difference how hard I try, I always suckÖ. Iím fucked

So now you know my story and thereís a moral to learn
For every cure mankind discovers the more we make things worse
Supposed to be the new way, not this imperfection
Nine months between glass prison walls with gene miscalculations

Oh no, but thatís the way it goes
Conceived and grown and then disowned
Grooooooown iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin aaaaaaaaaaaaa teeeeeeeeeeest tube
To lose
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Richard Bastard
PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:07 pm  Reply with quote



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HELLFUCK
Hey ho, hey hey hey, hellfuck on Saturday (x2)

No name no face nobody home
Empty mind and soul on hold
And a thousand chattering monkeys tearing at my soul
Pull my hair, bite my hands, flinging shit without a care

Hey ho, hey hey hey, hellfuck on Saturday (x2)

Could it be itís only me?
This stupid retard mutant dream
Is this world as empty as it seems
Meaningless, void and dead
Or is it all inside my head?

Hey ho, hey hey hey, hellfuck on Saturday (x2)
Hey ho, hey hey hey, hellfuck everday (x2)
Hey ho, hey hey hey, hellfuck on Saturday (x2)
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Richard Bastard
PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:08 pm  Reply with quote



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JOHNNY CASH OíD
I shot my dog, I shot my wife
I shot my truck, I took my life

I got me home last night on a tank of gasoline fumes
I smoked my last cigarette and I choked there in the gloom
Thought about my job and my life, thought about my clit
I tried to masturbate, but it only got me sick

I shot my dog, I shot my wife
I shot my truck, then took my life

I headed straight outside to listen to the cars drive by
The hum of fluorescent lights and the sizzle as my brain flash fried
Wish I had a joint to smoke, wish that I could die
Iíd piss on an electric fence if I thought itíd get me high

Just another song about going nuts
Just another song about shooting a gun

I shot my dog, I shot my truck
I shot my boss and you know Iím feeling fine

Just another song about going nuts
Just another song about shooting a gun
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Richard Bastard
PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:09 pm  Reply with quote



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ROBOTRON 2084
Iím a Robotron© hero out looking for a fight
Thereís robots to the left of me, robots to the right
There are endless robot hordes all out to crush me
As I try to save the last dregs of humanity

Iím a genetic mutant from the last world war
I got hyper reflexes and a radioactive core
Iím a genetic mutant and Iím feeling like a whore
Welcome to Robotron© 2084

Created in a lab, Iím just a mistake
The only salvation for the human race
The Robotronsí© logic is icy and cold
Programmed to kill from their Master Mold

Iím a genetic mutant from the last world war
I got hyper reflexes and a radioactive core
Iím a genetic mutant and Iím feeling like a whore
Welcome to Robotron© 2084

(humans are inferior, theyíre filled with pain)
(theyíre shallow and theyíre small and weak- exterminate)
(humans are inferior, theyíre filled with pain)
(theyíre shallow and theyíre small and weak- exterminate)

Iím a Robotron© hero out looking for a fight
Any robots get close to me, smite smite smite
The Robotronsϩ logic is icy and cold
Programmed to kill from their Master Mold

Iím a genetic mutant from the last world war
I got hyper reflexes and a radioactive core
Iím a genetic mutant and Iím feeling like a whore
Welcome to Robotron© 2084
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Richard Bastard
PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:10 pm  Reply with quote



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YOUNG DUMB & UNEMPLOYED
Iím young dumb and unemployed
And my head is like a sieve
My mommy kicked me in the groin
What a way to live

My mommy buys me cigarettes
My daddy buys me cars
I donít got to pay no rent
I am woman hear me roar

Iím young dumb and unemployed
And my head is like a sieve
Iím young dumb and unemployed
Gimmie gimmie give

I sit around and smoke some pot
I sit around and fart a lot
My couch is where I like to be
Or perched before computer screen

Iím young dumb and unemployed
And my head is like a sieve
Iím young dumb and unemployed
And my head is feeling pretty dense
Iím young dumb and unemployed
Give me my allowance
Iím young dumb and unemployed
Give me my allowance
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Richard Bastard
PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:11 pm  Reply with quote



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DESTROY ALL HUMANS (note: this one is set to the tune of Destroy All Music by the Weirdos)
Line Ďem all up against the wall
Turn on the showers and gas them all

I say destroy all humans
I say you just canít use Ďem

I went down to the local school
I drowned the kiddies in the swimming pool

I say destroy all humans
I say you just canít use Ďem

Stupid humans get in my way
Pull out my laser gun and blow them away

I say destroy all humans
I say you just canít use Ďem
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Richard Bastard
PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:12 pm  Reply with quote



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BOY WHO COULDNíT LAUGH
Once again I donít do shit
Tie me up in a straight jacket
Empty promises, empty lips
Empty packs of cigarettes

I want to die tonight (he wants to die tonight)
I want to die-yi-yi tonight (he wants to die tonight)

Iím like a lost landmine
Hidden away in the soil of time
Iíve had just about enough
You step on me, Iíll blow up

I want to die tonight (he wants to die tonight)
I want to die-yi-yi tonight (he wants to die tonight)
And Iíll take you with me, Iíll fucking take you with me
Weíre gonna die tonight

Lock and load
Rock and roll
My worldís gone the hue of rouge
Iím on the lookout for you

I want to die tonight (he wants to die tonight)
I want to die-yi-yi tonight (he wants to die tonight)
And Iíll take you with me, Iíll fucking take you with me
Youíre gonna die tonight
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Richard Bastard
PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:12 pm  Reply with quote



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BETTER LIVING THROUGH CHEMISTRY
Prozac caffeine happy hyper energy
eat some more diet pills ready for some action thrills
birth control lithium lots of booze and aspirin
brain foods vitamins amino acids Ritalin
nasal sprays mini-thins acetaminophen

Iím living better through chemistry
through chemistry (x3)

valium estrogen Viagra and nitrogen
nicotine primp and preen cancer in my gasoline
brush my teeth with fluoride androgen and pesticides
chlorine codeine body sprays from magazines
weed sprays and triclosan marijuanaminophen

Iím living better through chemistry
through chemistry (x3)
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Richard Bastard
PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 8:13 pm  Reply with quote



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BAD SCI-FI DYSTOPIA
Iím living in a bad sci-fi dystopia
The air we breathe is laced with plutonium
The corporations are in charge of everything
The police have high tech espionage machinery

Iím living in a bad sci-fi dystopia
A perfect world for a fascist utopia
Iím living in a bad sci-fi dystopia
Is the human race really that dumb?

The government keeps tabs on our morality
Our walls are covered with hanging television screens
Everyone is in touch with everything
Advertising blasts us all into apathy

Iím living in a bad sci-fi dystopia
A perfect world for a fascist utopia
Iím living in a bad sci-fi dystopia
Is the human race really that dumb?

People spending their lives in apartment blocks
Clones are grown to harvest body parts
Immune systems are tampered by nano-bots
The air is filled with the smell of garbage rot

Iím living in a bad sci-fi dystopia
A perfect world for a fascist utopia
Iím living in a bad sci-fi dystopia
Is the human race really that dumb?
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