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TheDamnedThing
PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:18 pm  Reply with quote



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I actually had an account on this forum for a long time, but I never used it and I wound up losing all the info, so I started a new one. I spend most of my online time on the IMDB horror board, under the same (practically) username. I like horror movies, that's why I'm here, I especially enjoy werewolves and killer bears. My dream is to one day make a film about a werewolf fighting a killer bear (Kodiak bear). I also like knives and boxing. My hobbies include watching horror movies, watching boxing and watching knives (they don't do much, but it's still fascinating) I also write reviews and post them on my blog. The last one I did was for Elves with Dan Haggerty. There, that's everything any of you will ever need to know about me.
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RingoJ
PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:57 am  Reply with quote



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Do you box bears with knives?
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Dr Malachi Constant
PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:14 am  Reply with quote
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Somewhere, Colbert's head just exploded.
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TheDamnedThing
PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 8:05 am  Reply with quote



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RingoJ wrote:
Do you box bears with knives?


Pretty sure knives are against the rules in traditional boxing. And it'd be hard to handle one in the gloves. Also, bears don't know how to box, they can't be expected to adhere to the rules of the sport. You can't fight a bear in a boxing match, and you can't use a knife in a boxing match, so there. No is the answer. I have, though, killed several bears with melee weapons such as knives, machetes and tire irons.
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Dr Malachi Constant
PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:25 pm  Reply with quote
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TheDamnedThing wrote:
I have, though, killed several bears with melee weapons such as knives, machetes and tire irons.


I don't believe you.
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frank_dracman
PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:49 pm  Reply with quote



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Dr Malachi Constant wrote:
Somewhere, Colbert's head just exploded.

BEARS!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJmWN1eMLi4
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RingoJ
PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:56 pm  Reply with quote



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Bears can too box.
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Gus Bjork
PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:59 pm  Reply with quote



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Dr Malachi Constant wrote:
TheDamnedThing wrote:
I have, though, killed several bears with melee weapons such as knives, machetes and tire irons.


I don't believe you.


What die do you roll if a tire iron is your melee weapon? Is it a d6 or d8?
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TheDamnedThing
PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:08 pm  Reply with quote



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RingoJ wrote:
Bears can too box.


I've never met one smart enough to learn even the most basic fundamentals. Sure, you could try to box a bear, but while you were trying to stick and move, the bear would be mauling you into a bloodless heap of meat-skin.


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RingoJ
PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:14 pm  Reply with quote



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I think tire irons are d6.
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TheDamnedThing
PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 9:29 am  Reply with quote



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 6:25 pm  Reply with quote



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Location: bogs of Wv, sneaking among the critters and other things

greetings
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