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Rottenjesus
PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 4:36 pm  Reply with quote



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Directed by BRETT RATNER.

Fuck you Hollywood. FUCK YOU WITH A NAPALM DILDO.

That is all.
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Spaceshark
PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 4:44 pm  Reply with quote



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I heard of this a few months back. I must have repressed the memory...
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Rottenjesus
PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 4:51 pm  Reply with quote



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Could you imagine this movie in the hands of someone who actually knows his shit? Neil Marshall would've made a killer R-rated, balls to the fucking wall GOW flick. Robert Rodriguez as well....hell, John Milius would have been PERFECT.

Sigh.
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frank_dracman
PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:18 pm  Reply with quote



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Rottenjesus wrote:
Directed by BRETT RATNER.

Fuck you Hollywood. FUCK YOU WITH A NAPALM DILDO.

That is all.

Goodbye cruel world!
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Kryten Syxx
PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:41 pm  Reply with quote



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A homo-erotic tale about a muscular albino with a chain fetish. Right up Ratner's alley (har har)?
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Spaceshark
PostPosted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 1:53 am  Reply with quote



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Kryten Syxx wrote:
A homo-erotic tale about a muscular albino with a chain fetish. Right up Ratner's alley (har har)?


That's what Decoteau is for.
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ajburton29
PostPosted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 7:01 pm  Reply with quote



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Is Chris Tucker going to play Kratos's wisecracking sidekick who tells him never to touch a black man's radio?
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Didn't See It Coming
PostPosted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:49 pm  Reply with quote



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Oh come on...You act like Gears of War deserves a non-commercial director. The story is terribly generic and needs someone who can make a big budget action movie. Ratner can do that. Is he a perfect choice from a fans point of view, not really, but it's not like this movie deserved a James Cameron or something.
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Kryten Syxx
PostPosted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:24 pm  Reply with quote



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Just give it to Paul Anderson.
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Rottenjesus
PostPosted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:38 pm  Reply with quote



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Kryten Syxx wrote:
Just give it to Paul Anderson.


Incoming mail!
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arandomthought
PostPosted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 6:04 am  Reply with quote



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Jesus christ. I wish I could assasinate Brett myself just so this doesn't get made. If it does get made, then I hope it's not a bullshit movie, or at least follows the game.

At least Uwe boll didn't get it.
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Spaceshark
PostPosted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 7:45 am  Reply with quote



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Give it to Peter Jackson.

Ian McKellen will be fabulous as Athena.
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arandomthought
PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 5:25 pm  Reply with quote



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Spaceshark wrote:
Give it to Peter Jackson.

Ian McKellen will be fabulous as Athena.


I don't know if I would trust it with him either. I don't feel it should be made period.
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CMax
PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 6:27 pm  Reply with quote



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Didn't See It Coming wrote:
Oh come on...You act like Gears of War deserves a non-commercial director. ... ...


Wrong GOW there.

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