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Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:56 am
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It's !:30 a.m, and right now at this very moment, there are TWO Arnold Schwarzenegger movies on. AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME.
Commando and End of Days.
This is amazing.
I had to share. |
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Thu Aug 07, 2008 7:07 am
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John Matrix could totally take Jericho Cane mano a mano.
No contest.
However, Gabriel Byrne's Satan versus Bennett (aka the second worst onscreen villain ever)? Fugeddaboudit!
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Thu Aug 07, 2008 7:13 am
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| Messiahman wrote: | John Matrix could totally take Jericho Cane mano a mano.
No contest.
However, Gabriel Byrne's Satan versus Bennett (aka the second worst onscreen villain ever)? Fugeddaboudit! |
You've just come up with the single greatest spin off movie series. EVER.
Dude, The Devil could resurrect Bennett for some dirty work, but Bennett gets pissed when the Devil makes him use a gun. We all know he doesn't need a gun. So he rebels. Since the Devil already made him immortal, the fight suddenly becomes even, and the shit hits the fan when Bennett resurrects the Glass eyed dude from Last Action Hero to really fuck some shit up in Hell. |
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Thu Aug 07, 2008 7:16 am
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You get Sully onboard, and I'm there!
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Thu Aug 07, 2008 1:34 pm
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Am I the only one who thinks Bennett looks lika an overweight Freddie Mercury? And if he's the second worst villan ever, who's the first?
Ahnould in Batman?
Richard Roxburgh in Van Helsing?
Raul Julia in Street Fighter?
Dennis Hopper in Super Mario Bros?
Kirk Douglas in The Villain? |
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Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:06 pm
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Bennett is first on every list online. Mr. Freeze coming in a short second. Raul Julia in Street Fighter I would put at number 3. BISON!
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Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:33 pm
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| frank_dracman wrote: | Am I the only one who thinks Bennett looks lika an overweight Freddie Mercury? And if he's the second worst villan ever, who's the first?
Ahnould in Batman?
Richard Roxburgh in Van Helsing?
Raul Julia in Street Fighter?
Dennis Hopper in Super Mario Bros?
Kirk Douglas in The Villain? |
Frank Langella in Masters Of The Universe? |
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Sat Aug 09, 2008 1:24 am
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Hey, don't count out Kevin Pollak. He may have double crossed Jericho Cane but he can introduce you to The Vicksburgs...IN PITTSBURGH.
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Sat Aug 09, 2008 3:01 am
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| Sam Hell wrote: | | frank_dracman wrote: | Am I the only one who thinks Bennett looks lika an overweight Freddie Mercury? And if he's the second worst villan ever, who's the first?
Ahnould in Batman?
Richard Roxburgh in Van Helsing?
Raul Julia in Street Fighter?
Dennis Hopper in Super Mario Bros?
Kirk Douglas in The Villain? |
Frank Langella in Masters Of The Universe? |
The "Let this be our final battle!" scene? No way!
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