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ProfessorMembrane
PostPosted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 3:50 pm  Reply with quote



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Sutek wrote:
ProfessorMembrane wrote:
kismet wrote:
You can watch Strawberry Estates here if you really wanted to Neutral


Why am I watching this...? Shocked


Because Ron Bonk pwns you!


Damn you Bonk! Damn you to hell!

What a waste that movie...
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Samhain
PostPosted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 4:01 pm  Reply with quote
Glory Hole


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Atomic_Ilk wrote:
Ron Bonk signed my cock.


Id've paid good money to have seen that.
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Chainsaw
PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 5:58 pm  Reply with quote



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Ron Bonk ain't got time to bleed.
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HorrorDj
PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 8:55 pm  Reply with quote



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Ron Bonk thinks his films should be considered national treasures.
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FilmCritic3000
PostPosted: Mon Jul 03, 2006 10:36 pm  Reply with quote



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Ron Bonk thinks Mac & Me was cheated out of a Best Picture Oscar.
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Marduk
PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:20 am  Reply with quote



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jesus fucking christ Rolling Eyes
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thedudeabides
PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 10:52 am  Reply with quote
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Ron Bonk is working on a sequel to Harry and the Hendersons.
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Chainsaw
PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 1:37 pm  Reply with quote



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Marduk wrote:
jesus fucking christ Rolling Eyes


"Chump don' want help, chump don' get help!"

Ron Bonk's plans for his animated series Strawberry Estates Babies is on hold. Indefinitely.
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Marduk
PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:21 pm  Reply with quote



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Chainsaw wrote:
Marduk wrote:
jesus fucking christ Rolling Eyes


"Chump don' want help, chump don' get help!"

Ron Bonk's plans for his animated series Strawberry Estates Babies is on hold. Indefinitely.



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Samhain
PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:22 pm  Reply with quote
Glory Hole


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Ron Bonk thinks that 'Strawberry Estates' is the "Gone With The Wind" of Direct-To-DVD-Blair Witch-Ripoffs.
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Marduk
PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:26 pm  Reply with quote



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Samhain wrote:
Ron Bonk thinks that 'Strawberry Estates' is the "Gone With The Wind" of Direct-To-DVD-Blair Witch-Ripoffs.



Just when I gave up hope on this thread along comes Sammy with a humdinger! Razz
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Samhain
PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:54 pm  Reply with quote
Glory Hole


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Thank ya kindly.

*takes bow*
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HorrorDj
PostPosted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:22 am  Reply with quote



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Ron Bonk wants Casper Van Dien to star in his next project, but fears Casper is too talented.
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HorrorDj
PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 6:17 am  Reply with quote



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Ron Bonk is the reason some animals eat their young.
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Chainsaw
PostPosted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 2:44 pm  Reply with quote



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Ron Bonk IS GETTING TIRED OF ALL THESE MUTHAFUCKIN' SNAKES ON THIS MUTHAFUCKIN' HAM SANDWICH!!
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