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| Forums Index -> Night of the Living Newbie -> 'ey guys! |
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Sun Jul 06, 2008 3:29 am
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Hey everyone, what's good? Oh noes, another newbie!
Uh, obviously I'm new to these forums...this is my pithy intro. I've lurked around on and off for a few months on DC and its forums, and for whatever reason I decided it'd be a great time to sign up.
I used to hate horror movies when I was a kid because, frankly, they scared me; but I grew up & stopped wetting the bed and became a great fan (and a fan of film in general). I love shows like Tales From the Crypt, b-movies/cult movies, and I've been getting into European movies lately. I'm recovering from my addiction to Asian horror.
So, that's all about me...I hope this works, forum posts have a way of screwing up for me. Did I fill my 300 words up yet? No? Aw... |
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Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:29 am
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| well you chose a photo of Hitchcock as your avatar so it seems you have some taste, so no poison donut for you.......for now at least |
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Sun Jul 06, 2008 5:16 am
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| ImTheMoon wrote: | | well you chose a photo of Hitchcock as your avatar so it seems you have some taste, so no poison donut for you.......for now at least |
Haha, thanks for sparing me the poison donut ImTheMoon. My avatar is a screen cap from an episode of Hitchcock Presents, the name of which unfortunately escapes my mind right now... |
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Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:07 am
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Welcome to the forums.
With that out of the way you may want to get ready, RingoJ will be around soon to administer the paddling. |
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Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:30 am
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Also, do yourself a favor and NEVER google the films I recommend. RingoJ is still washing his eyes.
Welcome! |
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Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:35 am
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Oh yeah Spaceshark? I dunno, for the past week I seem to have been on a serious desensitizing-eye-gouging-crying-in-my-sleep-for-mommy movie quest, I could probably stand a few more suggestions/nightmares.
Thanks for the welcome! |
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Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:37 am
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| Okay. You can start with Sperm Violence then. |
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Sun Jul 06, 2008 7:52 am
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| or skip that and go for Killer Condom, which is a really funny movie where cocks get bitten off. |
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Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:03 am
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| or watch Teeth, which is a really funny movie where cocks get bitten off. |
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Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:08 am
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Ohhh I've heard of Teeth (and seen some clips from it), I want to watch it because the premise sounds funny...
But I've never heard of Sperm Violence or Killer Condom. I'm gonna get my eye-bleach solution and see what they're about! |
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Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:39 am
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| Killer Condom is german and a troma film what more do you need to know |
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Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:47 am
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| A Troma film? Now it makes sense (well, barely). I glanced at the synopsis of it on IMDb and thought it sounded like something Troma would turn out. Say no more, I'm scraping up my life savings as we speak. |
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Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:47 am
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You know, if you really want to desensitize yourself, there's nothing wrong with checking out real life crime scene/car accident photos. Start with something safe, like Nikki Catsouras (her pictures are easy to find, just type in Porsche Girl). Then work your way up to bisected people and whatnot.
Back in my pre-med days, we'd use to get mail with a horde of attachments from three inch maggot things getting pulled out of eyes to fat and intestines getting strewn across sidewalks. Neat stuff. |
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Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:50 pm
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Killer Condom is a great watch. I wouldn't buy it, but give it a rent. As far as Sperm Violence is concerned, I don't even want to know. Spaceshark has weird tastes (he thinks Clyde Nice has a sexy voice) so listen to him at your own risk 
Welcome to our little farm, and stay out of the fields after dark.
ImTheMoon, what exactly am I looking at, BTW? |
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Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:57 pm
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Seeking the other 22 Cthulhus
Joined: 20 Jun 2006
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Location: On Your Back......
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Welcome to our dark little corner of the web  ™ |
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