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dandy_xands
PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 3:29 am  Reply with quote



Joined: 06 Jul 2008
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Hey everyone, what's good? Oh noes, another newbie!

Uh, obviously I'm new to these forums...this is my pithy intro. I've lurked around on and off for a few months on DC and its forums, and for whatever reason I decided it'd be a great time to sign up.

I used to hate horror movies when I was a kid because, frankly, they scared me; but I grew up & stopped wetting the bed and became a great fan (and a fan of film in general). I love shows like Tales From the Crypt, b-movies/cult movies, and I've been getting into European movies lately. I'm recovering from my addiction to Asian horror.

So, that's all about me...I hope this works, forum posts have a way of screwing up for me. Did I fill my 300 words up yet? No? Aw...
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ImTheMoon
PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:29 am  Reply with quote



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well you chose a photo of Hitchcock as your avatar so it seems you have some taste, so no poison donut for you.......for now at least
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dandy_xands
PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 5:16 am  Reply with quote



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ImTheMoon wrote:
well you chose a photo of Hitchcock as your avatar so it seems you have some taste, so no poison donut for you.......for now at least


Haha, thanks for sparing me the poison donut ImTheMoon. My avatar is a screen cap from an episode of Hitchcock Presents, the name of which unfortunately escapes my mind right now...
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Impure159
PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:07 am  Reply with quote



Joined: 17 Jan 2008
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Welcome to the forums.

With that out of the way you may want to get ready, RingoJ will be around soon to administer the paddling.
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Spaceshark
PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:30 am  Reply with quote



Joined: 21 Apr 2008
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Also, do yourself a favor and NEVER google the films I recommend. RingoJ is still washing his eyes.

Welcome!
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dandy_xands
PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:35 am  Reply with quote



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Oh yeah Spaceshark? I dunno, for the past week I seem to have been on a serious desensitizing-eye-gouging-crying-in-my-sleep-for-mommy movie quest, I could probably stand a few more suggestions/nightmares.

Thanks for the welcome!
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Spaceshark
PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:37 am  Reply with quote



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Okay. You can start with Sperm Violence then.
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ImTheMoon
PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 7:52 am  Reply with quote



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or skip that and go for Killer Condom, which is a really funny movie where cocks get bitten off.
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Spaceshark
PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:03 am  Reply with quote



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or watch Teeth, which is a really funny movie where cocks get bitten off.
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dandy_xands
PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:08 am  Reply with quote



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Ohhh I've heard of Teeth (and seen some clips from it), I want to watch it because the premise sounds funny...

But I've never heard of Sperm Violence or Killer Condom. I'm gonna get my eye-bleach solution and see what they're about!
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ImTheMoon
PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:39 am  Reply with quote



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Killer Condom is german and a troma film what more do you need to know
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dandy_xands
PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:47 am  Reply with quote



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A Troma film? Now it makes sense (well, barely). I glanced at the synopsis of it on IMDb and thought it sounded like something Troma would turn out. Say no more, I'm scraping up my life savings as we speak.
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Spaceshark
PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:47 am  Reply with quote



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You know, if you really want to desensitize yourself, there's nothing wrong with checking out real life crime scene/car accident photos. Start with something safe, like Nikki Catsouras (her pictures are easy to find, just type in Porsche Girl). Then work your way up to bisected people and whatnot.

Back in my pre-med days, we'd use to get mail with a horde of attachments from three inch maggot things getting pulled out of eyes to fat and intestines getting strewn across sidewalks. Neat stuff.
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frank_dracman
PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:50 pm  Reply with quote



Joined: 31 Dec 2007
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Killer Condom is a great watch. I wouldn't buy it, but give it a rent. As far as Sperm Violence is concerned, I don't even want to know. Spaceshark has weird tastes (he thinks Clyde Nice has a sexy voice) so listen to him at your own risk Mr. Green
Welcome to our little farm, and stay out of the fields after dark.

ImTheMoon, what exactly am I looking at, BTW?
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Cthulhu23
PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 6:57 pm  Reply with quote
Seeking the other 22 Cthulhus


Joined: 20 Jun 2006
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Location: On Your Back......

Welcome to our dark little corner of the web Twisted Evil
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