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Beaver
PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 6:55 pm  Reply with quote



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HOLA COMRADES

I am James from england and soon to be saskatchewan canada(the only place I know where theirs a crystal lake, looks like a texas chainsaw backdrop and knowing my dumbluck a elm street is not to far Sad )

I been a lurking for a while and decided to take the plunge,

been a fan since primary school(english term) watching nightmare on elm street before my first day at school :p

I easily like anything as long its not too offensive *cough* dead and deader *cough*

See you peeps around
James Beaver aka Beaver
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Dr Malachi Constant
PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 6:58 pm  Reply with quote
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Welcome.

Now, brace yourself for a seemingly endless onslaught of beaver jokes. I'm sure you've heard them all before, but that's not gonna stop us from making them.
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Beaver
PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 6:59 pm  Reply with quote



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ah hell yeh haha lol I survived 20+ years of it lmao
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Dr Malachi Constant
PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 7:02 pm  Reply with quote
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Good. Then, you're suitably prepared.
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frank_dracman
PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 7:09 pm  Reply with quote



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Hiya. Just out of curiosity, what did you find offensive about Dead and Deader? Script? Lame acting? Certainly not the below average gore effects, was it?
Oh, and tell Wally we said hi. Mr. Green
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Beaver
PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 7:16 pm  Reply with quote



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ok due to my knuckleheadedness my dvd store sold a movie known as dead and dying aka intermerdio and I always thought it was called dead and deader,

This movie was just horrible edward furlong was drained of his acting ability after terminator 2 and its ending led me to drink and nearly killing my dog it frustated me so bad.


Wally says hey guys and my kids say the same.
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frank_dracman
PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 7:25 pm  Reply with quote



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Well that makes more sense. I couldn't imagine anyone getting offended by the Dean Cain SciFi channel lame-ass zombie movie. I think my mother would watch that one.
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RingoJ
PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:11 pm  Reply with quote



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Dr Malachi Constant wrote:
Welcome.

Now, brace yourself for a seemingly endless onslaught of beaver jokes. I'm sure you've heard them all before, but that's not gonna stop us from making them.



Cause beaver jokes never get old.
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Beaver
PostPosted: Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:48 pm  Reply with quote



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lol 23 years of beaver jokes and I still chuckle....
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RingoJ
PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:22 pm  Reply with quote



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I bet you even guffaw sometimes.
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Sam Hell
PostPosted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:32 pm  Reply with quote



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Beaver wrote:
ah hell yeh haha lol I survived 20+ years of it lmao


So...your name really is Beaver? Nice!

Nice Beaver?
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Beaver
PostPosted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 6:20 am  Reply with quote



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yup my second name is beaver,
and within this year i am moving to canada....
The irony writes itself Rolling Eyes
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RingoJ
PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:54 am  Reply with quote



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Please tell me you're going to be a dam builder.
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Beaver
PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:57 pm  Reply with quote



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depends on what job i get their lol, tho I have swam in a place called crystal lake near where I am going to be living :s could build a dam to keep jason away.
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RingoJ
PostPosted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:21 pm  Reply with quote



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You could be a logger.
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