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Rorschach
PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:07 am  Reply with quote



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Wow.....just watching this right now on the Hitler....errr....HISTORY Channel, and man is this ever a disgusting, disturbing episode! It deals with Stalin and his efforts and desire to create an army of human/ape hybrid soldiers.

They just showed a segment where a doctor severed the head of one little monkey and sewed it back on the body of a different monkey!

Shocked

HOLY SHIT.

Now a Russian scientist is going to inseminate a woman with Orangutang sperm.

Shocked Shocked
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:45 pm  Reply with quote
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That sounds awesome!
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:33 pm  Reply with quote



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That was the best MONSTERQUEST episode I have ever seen, hands down.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/1263758.stm

More on Professor White, who performed the head transplant.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:37 pm  Reply with quote
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I heard about this on SModcast. They talked about all the weird fucked up experiments people have done. They discussed the russian scientists, and this dude who kept a severed puppy head that was still alive, and this other guy who gave LSD to Elephants.

Probably one of the funniest SModcasts.
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Rorschach
PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:44 pm  Reply with quote



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What happened with the elephant?
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 10:50 pm  Reply with quote
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Elephants died the first time. Then someone thought they'd do it again to really see if thats what killed the elephant. The second time the elephant just walked really slow and made chirping noises.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:35 am  Reply with quote



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WOW.

I mean...Holy shit. Think about those implications for a minute, Buz.

Amy Winehouse weighs maybe 80 pounds soaking wet and and she does acid, smack, heroin, and pot all before lunch, with a light sampling of extacy and a beer for dinner.

And one hit of acid KILLED an elephant?

Now I'm no scient-a-matist, but that either means that was one pussy ass elephant, or Amy Winehouse just isnt't of this Earth.
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:39 am  Reply with quote



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Or perhaps it means that Amy Winehouse is an alien elephant hybrid in disguise.

That would explain her singing, in any case. Neutral
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Messiahman wrote:
Or perhaps it means that Amy Winehouse is an alien elephant hybrid in disguise.

That would explain her singing, in any case. Neutral



Holy shit that's funny!
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 2:37 am  Reply with quote



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Rorschach wrote:
WOW.

I mean...Holy shit. Think about those implications for a minute, Buz.

Amy Winehouse weighs maybe 80 pounds soaking wet and and she does acid, smack, heroin, and pot all before lunch, with a light sampling of extacy and a beer for dinner.

And one hit of acid KILLED an elephant?

Now I'm no scient-a-matist, but that either means that was one pussy ass elephant, or Amy Winehouse just isnt't of this Earth.



they actually gave a lot more than one hit to that packyderm. I heard it on NPR a few days ago. No major scientific measurements... They just figured.. "elephant big... it must take a gigantic dose."

One injection later and they had a dead elephant.
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Amy Winehouse is the living embodiment of Frankenhooker, right?
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 6:10 am  Reply with quote



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Foywonder wrote:
Amy Winehouse is the living embodiment of Frankenhooker, right?


You got it.

Actually, now that you mention it, she's actually WORSE looking than Frankenhooker.

I mean, I might actually stick my dick in Frankenhooker's hoo-hah....but no way in hell is lil' Rorschy going anywhere NEAR Amy Winehouse's polluted vag.
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