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Bottom Of The Bargain Bin: All Is Dust (Video Game)



Developed by Mannequin Games LLC.

Available for PC on Steam

Suitable for ages 12+

It dawned on me recently that microbudget trash-tier indie horror games take up an unscrupulous amount of my time. My personal reaction to cheap scare-cam streamers and Let’s Players is somewhere between bemused disbelief and blind rage depending on their view counts, so to spend what at this point must at least be an equitable amount of time entertaining the idea that these sins against decency dressed as video games deserve the respectful treatment of a full review seems ironic at best and hypocritical at worst. For though I do not make fake horrified faces nor adopt the persona of a screaming man child, I do write dick jokes about video games for a living, which must at least be 70% as bad. Plus, it’s getting hard for me to justify to my editor reviewing shit like Rake over my still absent treatment of The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt (as yet unfixed bugs prevent me from completing certain quests, and I’ll be damned if I don’t 100% that fucker).

Still, my journalistic integrity and morbid fascination with shit prohibits me from completely disregarding this bovine flatulence, both unpleasant and destroying the horror gaming ecosystem. As someone well versed in the genre, it’s impossible to ignore the pillaging hordes of Slender-clones stealing our women and poisoning our wells in favor of appreciating the occasional friendly The Evil Within who buys everyone a round and compliments the local wenches with nary a thought of favor in return. I’m also tired of the constantly spewed argument that just because it is cheap, it is acceptable, gurgled forth like the vile murmurings of an eldritch cultist as they attempt to enslave me with their brainworms. People steal 90% of the media they consume now anyways, and “at least I didn’t have to steal this” doesn’t make me ignore that you are eagerly grinning over your lawful $5 acquisition of a freshly shit turd.


Turd for scale

So I want to be able to talk about “The Plague”, but I don’t want to be mistaken for giving it positive coverage. Why, managing that would take the intellect and prowess of a Murrowsian Journalism God! Well, my humble readers, look no further, for Ted has found a solution. I will still review these games, but review them on a NEGATIVE scale, rather than a positive one! Ha HA, take THAT, impoverished indie developers with no formal training!

To appropriately kick off such an exercise in dead-horse-beating, let’s look at All Is Dust, a completely free indie title with a unique setting. Taking place in the Dust Bowl era Midwest America, the story follows a car accident survivor/accidental satanist Thomas Joad, whose name I defy you to remember without looking it up after playing. Thomas must complete a series of nonsensical tasks to save/deal with the memory of sacrificing his daughter (Jennifer?). I’d like to remember her exact name, but that would require me playing the game again.

Oh, I’m sorry, did I forget to mention that this series doesn’t give a fuck about spoiler alerts? Don’t worry, if the plot were exceptional, it wouldn’t be a part of this column.

Looks like you're farm has a bad case of the demons

Looks like you’re farm has a bad case of the demons

The game consists of “four” “chapters,” which come together to tell the “plot.” Thomas, a “proud farmer and father” must “unravel the mysterious and horrific events that are plaguing his once beautiful land.” Realistically, you play as an arm carrying a lantern that must run from point A to point B several times without getting tickled in the bum by too many sun-dried tomato monsters. In the first “level,” you must run to two locations. In “level” two, you must run to THREE locations! In “level” three, you must run to one, but really fast. Sometimes, you press F to do stuff.

Starting the game, you spend a minute or so locked in a car listening to a radio broadcast about the Dust Bowl relief failures. While you can look around, you can’t steer, so it’s essentially a cutscene. It isn’t a bad way to start the game, even though it ends with the cliché tire screech crash. Looking at the interior of the house and out into the corn fields, the game really didn’t look that bad. I mean, the textures were blocky and everything bare-bones, but it wasn’t comically bad. I felt actually kind of impressed watching the lightning strike in the distance and corn bound off seemingly endlessly. It gave the impression of a sprawling explorable space, filled with detail. Then, I saw the first monster. Here it is:



Oh hey buddy, did you get lost on your way to the SCP-reject meeting? Did your sponsor from “Bad Creepypasta Anonymous” not answer the phone and now you’re on a shitty jump-scare bender? Did a feverish screenplay writer have to pitch you to a roomful of studio executives, only to feebly doubt himself and splurt out that you have no legs and freeze when looked at?

The monster is shit. As an alpha linguistics nerd, I always choose my words very carefully. The monster doesn’t just look like shit, doesn’t just act like shit, doesn’t just perform like shit. It is shit. When I first saw it perched up like a scarecrow above the first objective, I in truth thought, “this is some shitty looking distraction monster. The real thing is much more terrifying, and this is just a red herring to make our feeble minds buzz.”

This terrifying beast of the nether turns to dust when you touch it. You hear it clomping up behind you with a poorly looped horse gallop sound effect, it goes “rawr”, and your screen goes a bit red before it disappears. If you look at it, as pictured above, it just looks at you like a dog caught rummaging through garbage. All embarrassed, it waits patiently for you to come up and whap it on the nose and tell him he was a very naughty boy. It then excuses itself from existence by puffing into a ball of red dust. Oooooooo, spooky! Nothing is more terrifying than symbolism!

It isn’t immediately apparent that the foes are all playing Freeze Tag, so it is a bit scary at first. The tension is quickly dispelled in the second level, where they actually force you to run into one and learn that this is in fact their obsidian dagger to the heart. Their method for ramping up the tension is making each level progressively more on fire and enemies more numerous, so by the third level you are more of playing demonic Red Light/Green Light. The final level is such a swarm, that you just run the bases to the four objectives in a Relay Race of spamming the F key. Expect the DLC to include such horrors as Satanic Red Rover or Never Have I Ever of the Elder Gods.

For a totally free title, it is bizarre how much this feels like a low effort cash grab. The team is a mind boggling 16 people large, though to be fair the three producers could easily be the same guy in different stages of hair growth and eyebrow excitement. How 16 people got together, made this whole thing, and released it as a final product must be in some arcane tome heralding the breaking of one of the seven seals.

The quality is just so absurdly low throughout this project. The story clues are literally childrens’ drawings. You cannot actually get cheaper than the labor of a child who does not grasp the concept of money. When you can write off your art budget with “100 tickles and infinity bundles of love,” you aren’t a real company.

Just listen to the opening cutscene, narrated by your local high school theatrical rendition of The Grapes of Wrath. Footage Courtesy of MrKraven, whose genuine reaction and capacity to actually stay quiet during the cutscene deserves praise:

I recently did some interviews at E3 2015. As a bit of insider info, I forgot to bring a microphone to capture audio. I ordered a 7 dollar mic off of Amazon. It showed up in a bundle of three. The first broke as I took it out of the packaging to test. I ran it through a Nikon photography camera with video capture capabilities. In the middle of a busy convention center and running over to push the record button myself, I still managed to capture better audio quality than this game.

I joked before that the character was some kind of Satanist/car accident victim, but that really is the plot. A proud farmer with a daughter and no other family to speak of is caught in the dust bowl and doesn’t want to leave his land. Some mysterious figures come and tell him to read an ominous book and it will save his land. As soon as he is done, they steal his kid. Then he gets the kid. Then it cuts to a car accident, and he is dead. It’s like the “bad” ending of Silent Hill written by a teen being forced to practice creative writing in detention.

For me, the final straw for All is Dust was found in the game description. On the official website, it describes the game as taking place in 1928, with “authentic 1930’s music and SFX.” Come the fuck on guys, it’s 11 lines down! I don’t even have to scroll my screen to see the error. You didn’t even have to make the music fit the era (as I am sure they put boundless research into making it authentic). You just have to pretend like it matches up, and you couldn’t even do that right.

At this point, the argument that it is free must once again sail, but find itself beached, for the sea of fucks in the ocean of Ted has long since run dry. Honestly, there are great free games out there. Even if they are “freemium” games like Smite, the amount of quality entertainment you can get out of it is well worth not spending your time on garbage like this. In a time long past, crap like this would be relegated to the free distribution websites or maybe Desura. Now, shit like this can find its way onto Steam, wasting our time and competing for valuable new release slots. Of course quality is objective, and we shouldn’t boot every game off of Steam just because it doesn’t fit my particular tastes. Hard working devs are right to worry that their game might be witch hunted off of Steam for pissing off the wrong overly vocal social group. Nevertheless, there should still be a standard of quality that is set for something to make its way onto the library shelves. Did Day One: Garry’s Incident teach us nothing?

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Event Coverage: Mark Patton and Kim Myers Talk Freddy’s Revenge in London



Earlier this month Unicorn Nights organized a rare treat for horror fans, not only did we get to view the often under rated A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy’s Revenge but we were also honored to be in company with the two leading cast members. Mark Patton who played Jesse Walsh and Kim Myers who played his on screen girlfriend Lisa Webber were on hand for a Q & A session once the 1985 sequel had wrapped and Dread Central was in London for a full report.

Every horror fan has their own take on Freddy’s Revenge which has always felt like a standalone movie compared to the rest of the franchise. Speaking to fans at the infamous Prince Charles Cinema where the event was being shown they recalled moments that made the movie so special and separate from the other sequels. The bright yellow school bus, Jesse’s 20 inch tongue, Freddy bursting out of a Mark Patton plastic fantastic body, the exploding parrot, Jesse’s dance, Jesse’s fight, Jesse’s scream, the dog with a human head, the horrifyingly beautiful score by Christopher Stone, Hope Lange, Clu ‘fucking’ Gulager, the beautiful Kim Myers (who judging by tonight hasn’t aged) and of course the infamous line when Freddy tells Jesse,”you’ve got the body, I’ve got the brain”, before peeling back the skin on his head to reveal his pumping organ.

When the movie had wrapped Mark and Kim got down to business and answered fans long awaited questions. Myers confirmed that her audition had been grueling and that she had been asked back four times, but it was her read through with Patton that convinced the powers that be to cast her. “It was a dream come true to get the part and the opportunity of a lifetime”, confirmed Myers.

It was also interesting to learn that Robert Englund who of course would return as Freddy Krueger was the very last cast member to sign on for the sequel, and his participation was very much in the balance. Patton made everyone in the room laugh when he answered  a question from a fan who said ‘was his screaming really him?’ Patton confirmed it was, before revealing that the sound men were in fear of him. Of course Myers is the only actress to have kissed Freddy and she revealed that the peck was very slimy and disgusting , but it was all about saving the love of her life, and with that, both her and Patton, embraced in what had been a fantastic and memorable night for the fans that had turned up for this sold out showing.

Unicorn Nights is the LGBTQUAI strand of films at the Prince Charles Cinema. Looking at some of the best (and worst) films that appeal to a queer unicorn audience. From Classics like Dirk Bogarde’s Victim and Tilda Swinton’s Orlando to lesbian werewolf love stories Jack & Diane and coming out classic Get Real. Their goal is to not let forgotten films from gay film makers or covering gay subjects be forgotten about and give a safe space for unicorns (as they like to call their audience) to come and enjoy film in the beating heart of London’s film center.

If you are in the London area you can follow Unicorn’s latest events and keep up to date by clicking here!

Also check out news on Mark Patton’s new documentary, Scream Queen: My Nightmare on Elm Street.

All Photos: David Bronstein

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2017: The Digital Rebirth of the Midnight Movie



This year’s Sundance audience had no idea what they had signed up for when they entered the Egyptian Theatre on January 21st, the midnight premiere of Kuso. While Flying Lotus has established a well-earned legacy through his music, feature films are a fresh venture for him – and his first effort was transgressive enough to be dubbed one of the grossest films ever made. In spite of this film’s instant infamy, however, it didn’t have a theatrical run. Its grotesque pleasures must be sought almost exclusively online. Only some (lucky or unlucky) cinephiles have been able to experience this creation as it, and much of its ilk, should be – in the darkness of a theater.

The midnight movie phenomenon truly broke into the mainstream during the late ‘60s, amidst the academically-deemed Golden Age of American cinema. Now-famous directors like John Waters, David Lynch, and Alejandro Jodorowsky earned notoriety with these works – made infamous by their grotesque natures, sure, but also because they broke cinematic rules in such effective ways. There is something cathartic about watching a film that shows you something impossible, surrounded by others who are just as shocked and moved. This is an experience that audiences can’t truly replicate outside of a theater, at any time before nightfall.

Since the rise of the multiplex and big-chain theaters, independent cinemas have had a more difficult time competing. Why settle for one screen, anyway, when you can have twenty? With blockbusters and a series of misfires (lookin’ at you, Heaven’s Gate) putting an end to the revolutionary Golden Age, there wasn’t a space for midnight movies. Perhaps this was because they defy classification. Their ultimate effect may be disgust or discomfort, but a midnight movie isn’t necessarily horror, or comedy or sci-fi, for that matter. Without a category, they’re impossible to sell – or sell easily.

Film festivals have become the salvation of these less accessible offerings. Kuso was one of eight midnight selections at Sundance this year, amongst the equally harrowing (albeit less gooey) Bitch, the oddly touching The Little Hours, and entertaining anthology XX, to name a few. Big players like South by Southwest, TIFF, Tribeca and AFI sport midnight sections as well, which have premiered recent smashes like Turkish hellfest Baskin or monstrous love poem Spring – while the equally important Fantastic Fest and Sitges Film Festival have focused solely on genre films for years. Fest favorites still rely on distribution to find a broad audience, though, and often the weirdest ones get left behind.

So, where do modern audiences find these films when they don’t get a traditional release? They have to go online. Netflix’s horror section is notoriously uneven, though its acquisition of IFC Midnight’s lineup has improved it immensely. One of the most consistent platforms for weird cinema is far more niche – AMC’s hidden gem, Shudder. It’s advertised as Netflix for horror, but its curators have shown a specific focus on all things strange, regardless of category. This year, they’ve acquired more standard genre fare, like the heinously clever Better Watch Out and the powerful, agonizing Revenge; but arguably their most famous grab is Kuso, which draws an entirely different audience. Fresh acquisitions like Prevenge and We Are the Flesh, along with hard-to-find classics such as Death Bed: the Bed that Eats and The Devils, prove the site’s attention to exposing new audiences to bizarre, world-changing content.

It isn’t to say that weird movies haven’t been made in the decades between these periods; but we seem to have entered an age in which they’re becoming easily accessible again. Prestige talent has begun crossing into weird movies too; see Anne Hathaway in the genre-destroying Colossal or Jennifer Lawrence enduring all sorts of abuse in mother!, remarkable if only for the fact that Paramount released it with no questions asked. Stylish directors like Ben Wheatley and Ana Lily Amirpour broke into the mainstream with their own no-budget visions of strangeness, A Field in England and A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night, respectively.

Presenting a new generation with films that challenge, provoke, disgust and distort is essential; we live in a time of upheaval and anxiety, so why not explore movies that show the world in all its chaotic glory? Even so, that connection of a dark theater is missed – and fans can hope that somehow, the system will change again, allowing for a fresh cycle of movies that only play at night.

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12 Spooky Video Game Farms To Celebrate Your Thanksgiving



Happy pre-Christmas, everybody! It’s once again that magical time of the year, where all the department stores get out their light up Santas and tinsel to celebrate the birth of capitalism. The Spooky Month is gone, all praise be to the glorious Coca-Cola Company. Oh, and there’s also something about turkeys and stuffing your face with enough pie to temporarily shut down your brain’s ability to recognize your in-laws as the enemy.

Now if you’re like me and your family is an impossible five whole hours away from you, you might be spending Thanksgiving alone. No shame in that, just a single adult man alone in his room on a day meant for loved ones. But that doesn’t mean that we very-much-not-lonely-and-totally-content-with-our-life-choices individuals can’t have some fun! So this year, I’ll be celebrating Thanksgiving by remembering the American heartland that made this all possible. The noble farmer, tilling the soil from dusk till dawn until automation made his job mostly just pushing buttons. So join me if you will, with my list of 12 Spooky Video Game Farms to Celebrate Your Thanksgiving!

12) All is Dust


All is Dust is pretty much the reason that this is a list of “Spooky Video Game Farms,” and not “Top Spooky Video Game Farms.” This is a game that I once used to kick off a series of negative reviews I called “Bottom of the Bargain Bin,” you can go ahead and read my rambling review if you are so inclined. For the rest of you, I’ll recap by saying that All is Dust is bad. None of that wishy-washy some redeeming nuggets that you can see through the rest of the turd. It’s just plain bad. But what it does have going for it is that, A) it is 100% free, B) it 100% takes place on a farm, and C) it’s so bad that it sticks in my brain as being entertaining. Play if you’re very bored or truly deranged.

11) Farm for your Life

Although not really living up to the “Spooky” part of the “Spooky Video Game Farms” list, I’d be remiss to leave it out. Taking place after the zombie apocalypse, you must do your best to raise livestock and run your restaurant by day, and defend it from waves of zombies by night. It’s part tower defence, part Harvest Moon, part Cooking Mama, part Diner Dash, and part Minecraft. For only $10, it’s definitely worth checking out just for the unique premise and adorable zombies.

10) Monster Rancher

Whereas Pokémon was about a small child going forth into nature to enslave its creatures and force them to fight in the ultimate bloodsport, Monster Rancher was about setting up the ideal monster sex palace. Okay, you still make them fight. This is a monster raising (or, if you will, monster ranching) simulator after all, it would be pretty bleak of the ultimate goal was to just chop them up and sell off the best bits. It never did as well as Pokémon, but I always found something charming about Monster Rancher’s take on raising your monsters. Rather than just fighting to get bigger and stronger, you could raise their individual stats by making them do chores like tidying up or running laps. I got much more of a sense of attachment to my individual monsters when I felt like I was their dad, making them mow the lawn for their own good. Then, later as their pimp, I forced them to mate and produce supermonsters.

9) Land of the Dead: Road to Fiddler’s Green

Somewhere out there some, search optimization program must be whirring its little algorithms in confusion as this is the first time anyone has mentioned Land of the Dead: Road to Fiddler’s Green in a decade. A tie-in to the equally unloved Land of the Dead, it actually serves as a direct prequel. You play as Jack, a farmer who on the night of the zombie outbreak finds his farm besieged by… well you know the drill. Road to Fiddler’s Green gets bonus points for not only partially taking place on a farm, but for starring an authentic American heartland stereotype farmer. Now let me be clear, this game is pretty bad. But it’s even more so that endearingly simple kind of bad, where the zombies are so easily avoided it’s like the scene from Dawn of the Dead where the bikers are basically just having an orgy around them. I have no idea where you’d get your hands on it, but give it a play if you want some good ol’ fashioned bad game.

8) Dead Secret

Dead Secret

This monkey could not possibly get any eviler.

This is the part where if this were a “Top” list, it would begin in earnest. Like a Jigsaw victim tasked with beating Five Nights at Freddy’s, this is a game that surprised me. I’m not really keen on the whole fixed point VR thing, as it tends to only lend itself to jump scares, but Dead Secret won me over with some thrilling chases and overall creepy atmosphere. The bizarre plot contains oni-masked demon spirit guides, magic slugs, dream machines, and the phases of the moon. It’s definitely something worth checking out, and is available on all major VR headsets. Even without one, I found the game enjoyable.

7) Minecraft


First of all, if you don’t find Minecraft scary, fuck you. You’ve obviously never played it. I do not care how blocky the graphics or adorable the sheep are. You try to listening to the zombies moaning softly in the distance as you huddle in your makeshift hovel and pray the night to be over. How about you place the last block on your new swimming pool, only to hear the telltale hiss of a creeper just behind you. Then you can come back and tell me that Minecraft isn’t horror. And don’t tell me it’s not a farm, either. All you do in Minecraft IS farm. It’s a game about building things to eventually grow more things so you no longer have to go out of your way to collect things. That is the literal transition from hunter/gatherer to farming.

6) Slender: The Arrival

Now that it’s been 4 years since its official release and the hype/controversy has died down, I’m free to say nice things about Slender: The Arrival without sounding like a pandering YouTube twat. In retrospect, the part of Slender that I really didn’t like (other than the community) was the first randomly generated section. The whole 11 or so interchangeable environments with 8 pages scattered between them just felt unnatural, a cheap way to lengthen gameplay at the cost of a cohesive world. However, I found the game to be pretty good when it got to the more linear scripted areas. One such level was titled “Homestead,” and takes place on a spooky farm complete with grain silo and quaint little hilltop church. It’s a pretty solid little piece of horror, and definitely worth watching someone overreact to on YouTube.

5) Resident Evil 4

Resident Evil 4

The game very quickly demands that you stop sucking.

Resident Evil 4 is not a game wanting for memorable locations. It’s got a spooky castle, a spooky military base, a spooky mine, a spooky… ancient ruins? I mean hell, this is a game with an underground lava fortress and a minecart ride! That being said, I don’t know a single person who doesn’t immediately associate Resident Evil 4 with the first pitched siege battle in the farming village. Many of the game’s most memorable moments come from these first few chapters in the decaying rural town, including the enduring introduction of Mr. Chainsaw-McSackface. That alone deserves a spot on this list.

4) Dying Light: The Following

When I gave Dying Light: The Following a five-star tongue bath awhile back, much of that was due to my own personal disappointment with DLC releases. You really have to give props to a DLC pack that is at the same time affordable, lengthy, and adds something genuinely new to the title. For The Following’s case, that came in the form of lengthy rural sections you had to get across in your sick customizable buggy. It was unique compared to the previously cramped and vertical spaces of the main campaign, adding even more freedom to a game about freerunning.

3) The Walking Dead

To be clear, I’m talking about this farm

Back in the day, Telltale Games was that cute little indie company putting out new Sam and Max games and the CSI tie-ins. That all changed in 2012 when The Walking Dead put them on the map. Before then, no one expected that a game you could play on your iPhone would make you cry. Of all the heartbreaking and shocking moments, perhaps the most is the dinner at the St. Johns’ farm. Clementine will remember that…and so will I.

2) Resident Evil 7: Biohazard

Resident Evil 7: Biohazard

Welcome to the family.

The last two additions on this list basically write themselves. I’m choosing to give Resident Evil 7: Biohazard the second slot because it’s just way less recognizable as once having been a plantation. As someone who doesn’t find country bumpkins scary, the crazed hillbilly trope of films like Texas Chainsaw Massacre or House of 1000 Corpses never really got to me. The Baker family? These people scare me.

1) Outlast 2

Outlast 2

Of course the top spot on this list goes to Outlast 2. If you Google “horror games on farms,” it’s the first result. And there’s good reason for that. Outlast 2 takes everything unsettling about rural Americana and cranks it up to 11. You’ve got slaughterhouses filled with people, rotting cattle, a syphilitic cult leader, pits filled with dead babies… the list goes on and on. It’s genuinely terrifying. I’m not even someone who likes the weaponless approach to horror, but with Outlast 2 it’s as much about the setting as it is the jump scares. Definitely check it out.

Well, there you have it horror fans. A nice sampling of 12 Spooky Video Game Farms to Celebrate Your Thanksgiving. I tried to include a little bit of everything for everyone here, but let me know if I missed your favorite heartland horror! Happy pre-Christmas to all, and to all a good… fright?

…I’ll see myself out.

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