David Gordon Green

Hey, kids! It's time for your daily dosage of non-news, which is when all the major websites on the Internet pick up stories that contain no real news but are littered with buzz words that will serve to get themselves traffic! Hooray!

Whether you like it or not, a remake of the Dario Argento classic Suspiria is well on its way featuring music from Goblin (hey, at least there's that). Could the success of Black Swan sway the project in any way? Read on for details.

Now here's a step in the right direction. If there's one component that makes Suspiria what it is, it's the haunting score by Goblin. Speaking of which ... In a recent interview with MovieLine director David Gordon Green dropped the following bit of really good news on fans:

Like it or not, there is no sacred ground, and everything that was even remotely successful will (eventually) be remade. The good thing about this? It will hopefully make others seek out the original material. The bad? Remakes usually end up sucking.

After months of various people chasing the rights for a remake of the Dario Argento classic Suspiria, the maestro himself has finally given the project his blessing. Sort of. Well, a little of his blessing at least.

It's been a really long time since last we talked about the latest Steve Niles property to get the big screen adaptation, Freaks of the Hearland. You know that old saying, sometimes no news is good news? Well, that doesn't always apply. Case in point ...

The remake of Dario Argento's classic Suspiria has been gestating for some time now. Many fans were hoping it would stay that way, too. Once again we get to be the bearers of unwelcome news.

Another Steve Niles title will be seeing its break on the big screen very soon; THR reports that Overture Films has brought on David Gordon Green (Pineapple Express) to direct an adaptation of Niles’ Freaks of the Heartland.