Well, we don't know that for sure, but given the kinds of bloodbaths the character known as Machete has been involved with in the past, it's a pretty damned good bet. Read on for the latest casting news for Robert Rodriguez's next grindhouse inspired epic.
While it's already been established that Machete don't text, we can tell you one thing that he does do and that's getting some of Hollywood's hottest chicks to slip him la lengua. You just can't help but be a little jealous, ya know?
Just in time for Cannes, some new sales art for Machete Kills has come forth, but it's a bit light on everything ... except for text, that is. Yes, there's plenty of text. Even if Machete himself doesn't text. Give it a quick look!
Machete has found a new victim ... we mean co-star. Just when you think the cast couldn't get any hotter, another beauty is on the verge of signing up for active duty against the evil gringos.
Add another name to the ever growing list of actors in talks to sign on for active slaughter in Robert Rodriguez's Machete Kills! This one is packing some serious heat, and we're not talking about her guns either. Well, I guess that really depends on your definition of guns, but still...
You know, after watching "Weeds", you can't say that he didn't have it coming. I mean, the way he treated poor Nancy? The mother of his child? It's no wonder tha... huh? That was just a TV show? Oh well then. That changes everything.
The second film in the unlikely Machete franchise, Machete Kills, is coming along quite nicely. Especially with the return of everyone's favorite one-eyed Latina badass. Dig it!
Everyone and their grandmothers seem to be piling on the Mel Gibson hate-fueled bandwagon nowadays. That's okay, though, because Gibson is a tough sonovabitch, and lord knows he hasn't been this entertaining in years. Next up for the troubled actor....
With a start date for Machete Kills drawing closer and closer, it was only a matter of time before the casting news started rolling in, and it's starting with some regulars.
Two badasses and one of the 1980's most lovable geeks are set to star in Dead in Tombstone, the Roel Reine-directed action adventure film that begins filming next week. Before you ask why we're covering it, check out the synopsis - with Micky Rourke playing the devil, how could we resist?
More eye candy coming out of the EFM, this time for Robert Rodriguez's return to the land of the ultra-violent anti-hero, Machete Kills. Check it out!
Apparently people are still clamoring for a sequel to Machete because Robert Rodriguez is teaming with producer Alexander Rodnyansky for Machete Kills with an eye toward an April start date. And they're not stopping there either; the plan is for a trilogy.
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Big red is at it again with yet another poor soul being tortured by him and his demonic henchmen! That's right, kids! Grab your bible and light your candles. A man of The Cloth is on his way with bad intentions.
This one is probably more thriller than horror, but the synopsis does say "mysterious" events occur, and once we got a look at the genre-heavy cast members, we figured we'd share the new teaser trailer for Human Factor that landed in our inbox today and send ol' 2011 out with a bit of social consciousness.