CONTEST CLOSED! See Rare Exports in NYC on Us!
Steve Barton
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Rare Exports is one of the strangest and most fun films we’ve seen in a long time. Think A Christmas Story meets The Thing. Now, if you’re in the New York City area, you and a friend can see the flick on November 30th on us!
Just in time to get your holiday spirits up like a male production assistant on the set of an all-lesbian porn shoot, we’re giving away 35 pairs of tickets to see Rare Exports on the big screen in all of its glory!
To win, just send an E-MAIL HERE! The first 35 entries will receive a confirmation email alerting them to the secret Manhattan theater location!
Good luck!
Synopsis
“It’s the eve of Christmas in northern Finland and an “archeological” dig has just unearthed the real Santa Claus. But this particular Santa isn’t the one you want coming to town. When all the local children begin mysteriously disappearing, young Pietari and his father, Rauno, a reindeer hunter by trade, capture the mythological being and attempt to sell Santa to the misguided leader of the multinational corporation sponsoring the dig. Santa’s elves, however, will stop at nothing to free their fearless leader from captivity. What ensues is a wildly humorous nightmare – a fantastically bizarre polemic on modern-day morality. RARE EXPORTS: A CHRISTMAS TALE is a re-imagining of the most classic of all childhood fantasies and is a darkly comic gem soon to be required perennial holiday viewing.”
Rare Exports – Trailer
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