Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water... Who needs water when a prehistoric species of sand-swimming sharks begins prowling the beach? Sand Sharks is poised to be the schlockbuster of the summer.
Some good old fashioned cheesy mayhem is on its way from Phase 4 Films as they're bringing the long talked about Sand Sharks Stateside to bite you directly on your ass!
Oh, Brooke Hogan. So lovely. So shapely. You look so good sandwiched between the dual jaws of a giant-ass killer shark, blood pooling up around you in the water. The only thing that could make this any better is if your dad, Hulk Hogan, showed up to drop the leg (and have it bitten off) on this non-stop killing machine!
From the studio that brought you the Mega Shark movies, Mega Piranha, and 2012: Moby Dick comes The Asylum’s latest foray into monstrous sea life. Bear witness to Carmen Electra, Brooke Hogan, Charlie O’Connell, and a slew of nearly bare bodies as they fall prey to its twin jaws of toothy terror in the trailer for 2-Headed Shark Attack.
I don’t care what sweet candy you get in your trick or treat bag this Halloween; this just posted trailer for Sand Sharks is the tastiest treat you’ll snack on all day. It’s the Piranha 3D meets Blood Beach movie you’ve been waiting for.
As I still recover from the profound disappointment that was Creature, at least I can count on The Asylum to bring a smile to my face as I feast my eyes on all the giddy rubber shark goodness in these first production stills from 2 Headed Shark Attack.
Carmen Electra has survived being married to Dennis Rodman. Brooke Hogan has survived being Hulk Hogan’s daughter. Charlie O’Connell has survived being “The Bachelor”. But can they survive The Asylum’s 2 Headed Shark Attack?
Yep. It's exactly what you think it is. To quote a much beloved character from a certain Dead series ... "You stick your head in the sun, and they gonna come up behind you and bite off your ass!" Dig on some early sales art below. From the Press Release
Brooke Hogan is undoubtedly the most famous sports entertainment progeny in the world. The daughter of the immortal Hulk Hogan, Brooke has spent the last few years in front of the camera on two different reality shows and has made a name for herself as a singer as well. Now Hogan is taking on the acting world in her upcoming feature film debut, Sand Sharks.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, prehistoric predators now prowl the land! Ya just can't win, I tell ya! Get ready for the first word and images from Sand Sharks! From the Press Release