You Need to Own this Incredible Limited Edition Simon Belmont Statue
David Gelmini
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If you want something to help you remember the good old days of Castlevania before Konami went insane and ran it into the ground along with its other franchises, then look no further than this incredible Simon Belmont statue.
At 20 inches tall and equipped with his signature mace and whip, he looks ready to extract some serious vengeance on the Konami executives who thought that it would be a good idea to greenlight a Castlevania Pachinko game. The level of detail, from the scowl on his face to the muscles in his arms, is stunning. Artist Sanjeev Singh really went all out to capture the pure badass feel of the character.
If you do want to own this beautiful piece of memorabilia, then you’d better pre-order now as there are only 299 in existence. They cost a hefty $439.99, but it’s sure as hell worth it. Did I mention that he has a mace and a whip?
I wanted to end with a joke about how Konami themselves won’t even be able to afford $439.99 if they keep carrying on with their bullshit, but as I’ve pretty much beaten that topic to death on Dread Central, I decided it would be best not to mention it again. Oh, what the hell… now that we’re on the topic, let’s end with a quote from the great Jim Sterling, shall we? “Konami is Konami, and Konami is the worst. FucKonami.”
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