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Spring salutations, you sanctimonious sacks of shit! Here we sit, almost eight years and 300 episodes into this little show, […]
What’s good, ya slack-jawed mouth-breathers? Through our extensive research using test groups, and studying market trends we have determined you […]
Greetings, my young idiot friends. For quite a few years now everyone has been riding the dee of one Mr. […]
Greetings, you grubby little turds. Think back, if you will, to the year 2002. A young filmmaker by the name […]
Good morning, my sweet idiot children. This week, we’re covering a brand spanking new movie just for you. No, you […]
Buenos dias, tontos! Look, occasionally, we all make mistakes. Sometimes you leave the oven on when you leave the house. […]
Hidey-ho, ya little dorks! By and large, the movies we review are chosen by Matt and Rhett, with occasional input […]
Are you ready, nerds? Because we’re about to hurt a lot of feelings. That’s right, it’s time for our much […]
Happy 2021, ya goofy dorks! New year, new you, right? Right, good luck with that. Any who, you may have […]
Happy holidays, ya hoe hoe hoes! We hope you all had a joyous holiday season with all of your friends […]
Aloha, ya silly goofs! We are now under two week away from the end of 2020. This year being one […]
Well hello there, my little dork asses. I hope this holiday season finds you well. We hope none of you […]
