Alien Beach Crashers

The Alien Beach Crashers Are Here Probing Humanity One Bikini Bottom at a Time!

That's right, kids! Scantily clad hot chicks are here to kick some alien ass, and they're taking no prisoners and breaking no nails! What are you waiting for? Bust out your lube ... err ... I mean lotion and get to ... umm ... oh, just watch the damn thing already!

Who Will Save Us from the Alien Beach Crashers?

It happens all too often. You're sitting there on the beach, soaking up some sunshine, and before you know it, an alien invasion springs forth. Now, instead of getting a tan, you're getting a probe, and the bastard extraterrestrials weren't even kind or thoughtful enough to remove your bathing suit first. Who can save us from such horrors?