The Twilight Saga
Least shocking news story of the weekend: The final Twilight opened to mega bucks at the box office. Even the combined might of James Bond and our 16th President proved no match for a teenage werewolf’s lovelorn quest to make love to a baby.
Plain Vanilla Games has released Twilight Saga QuizUp for iOS and Android devices for $.99. Fans can test their knowledge by competing head to head with other Twihards to prove who is the biggest fan of all!
A while ago Bloody Disgusting brought us word that Lionsgate was thinking of remaking Twilight. Initially we took this as yet another sign of the apocalypse and prayed we were wrong. As it turns out, more details have surfaced. You lousy bastards, we thought we were done with this crap!
San Diego Comic-Con 2012: EW Image Blow Out - Resident Evil: Retribution, Pacific Rim, Elysium, Twilight, The Walking Dead, Revolution, Branded
Yesterday we brought you two of the images from Entertainment Weekly's super-sized Comic-Con 2012 edition. Today we have the whole enchilada for you! Read on for the goods!
No. No. No. No. No. In the name of all that is holy, no. I thought we were done. The light at the end of the tunnel has been befouled by the profiles of shirtless underwerewolves and masses of sparkling, brooding flesh. Please. Say it ain't so. Where's my rope?
I remember playing with my favorite dolls fondly. Frankenstein's monster, Dracula, the Wolf Man, the Creature. Now members of this generation can pit their favorite characters from The Twilight Saga against The Hunger Games in a fight to the death of sparkling ridiculousness.
Though it's still a bit of a mystery to us how the teenage saga of beastiality and necrophilia known as The Twilight Saga ever became so popular in the first place, we are happy about one thing ... the spoofs.
“For all sad words of tongue and pen, The saddest are these, 'It might have been'.” Apparently things "might have been" quite a bit different in The Twilight Saga franchise had Michelle Trachtenberg, who was being considered for the Bella role in the Twilight films, been cast instead of Kristen Stewart. What happened?
Thank goodness! At last! The horror slump is over at the box office. $30 million dollar midnight screenings! $139.5 million opening weekend! Woo hoo! Horror is ba... Ah, crap! It’s the new Twilight movie!
UPDATE: San Diego Comic-Con 2011: TheTwilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Q&A Highlights and Clip Descriptions
Since we know you're hungry for more Twilight highlights from today's panel and Q&A, we've assembled a few of the more choice moments for you to dig on. Or not. Whatever your bag is is fine by us.
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn panel just wrapped up at the San Diego Comic-Con, and it yielded some pretty interesting news. That's right, kids! We may not have seen the last of this torrid love triangle just yet!